By-Tor.com

If you're on Counterparts, you know how it works.
If you're just some By-Torean riding the train to Bangkok, I'll explain.

Posts will consist of two things: a question and an answer.
For instance, I will post an answer at the bottom of this post.
Whoever posts next must come up with a question for my answer.
Then at the bottom of their post, they must put some kind of answer.
Then the next person makes a question for the answer above them and so on..
It is better if you press Enter several times to separate answers and questions.

You follow?
Let's begin.




I found it in Geddy's nose.

Where did you get that gigantic stalagmite?










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Because we are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.

Why is it, anyway, that you think you're the center of the universe?







Well, because if we didn't, it would continue to increase in size, causing a great deal of pain and suffering.

Why have y'all stopped popping Viagra like candy?







I keep it in a baggie in a box under the seat.

Do you have a spare change of undies?








Because if you don't believe that, you'll believe anything!

Why do you think that there is an illegal immigrant fairy?



Well, these days they are just a bunch of poseurs.

Why, do you suppose, we don't see posses anymore?






Because that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Why don't you ever play that song I wrote for you?









I don't think that's what she meant by, "There's a bun in the oven."

Do you mean we're gonna have more kittens?









I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

Are you the guy that hit Elfdude in the eye?





"How" was not actually the way Chief Leatherlips said "Hello."

Wasn't How a greeting only used during breeding season?




Well maybe, but you'll have to remember to pay the fee.

If I just ask nicely, do you think she'll go for it ?






Well, they did put the lid back after the paint dried.

What's the silliest thing that ever happened to you in the toilet?









Actually, that would depend on where you put your dirty socks.

Did you wash my laundry?








It's raining outside.

Can you give me your deepest-sounding thought?




Because it took me three weeks to spell "Sagittarius",
two weeks to realize I'm not one,
five weeks to understand why,
two months to get over the disappiontment,
and another five weeks to remember what I was doing in the first place