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Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:40 am**

What kinda name would you never use for a pet?

I'm thinking of things like: "kick" the dog

rushlight suggests "shave" the cat, but I think she's aiming for the double-ententre....

"catch" the fish is a given.

"trap" the mouse

"poison" the rat

maybe "squeeze" the bird

Any more?

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:42 am**

"roast" the rabbit.....

"squish" the hedgehog

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:46 am**

"spank" the monkey...

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:49 am**

"bridge" the river koi

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:39 pm**

LOL Some of those are good ones that I would use. Of course, I do own a cat named Road Kill. Our vet found him in the middle of the road one day when he was a kitten and after she fixed him up, she gave him to us. She loves his name.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:56 pm**

I dunno about innappropriate but if I had a hound I'd name him "Shotgun"

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:44 pm**

Is it wrong to name a black dog "Sabbath", or a duck "Goose"?

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:50 pm**

I think Sabbath would be a rockin' name!

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:42 pm**

my black cat was called Sauron...Roach was so called as she always sat in this big ashtray that was always full of, yep you've guessed it, roaches and Hippy cuz she grew long hair overnight

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:56 am**

knew some people with a cat named "Mr. Dog"

Posted: **Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:57 pm**

An old school friend had a black cat named tarbaby.....

.....Hated that name.

Posted: **Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:57 pm**

caelan wants to call a dog 'nice doggy'...jade wants to call it 'come here'...kids eh

Posted: **Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:03 pm**

So when she calls the dog in it would be, "Come here, Come Here?"

Posted: **Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:15 pm**

thats what she figures LOL!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:43 am**

We had a dog named Stay.

"Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay."

It went senile after 3 months.

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Inappropriate names for pets

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