Inappropriate names for pets

Devil's Advocate · Post by **Devil's Advocate** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:40 am

What kinda name would you never use for a pet?

I'm thinking of things like: "kick" the dog

rushlight suggests "shave" the cat, but I think she's aiming for the double-ententre....

"catch" the fish is a given.

"trap" the mouse

"poison" the rat

maybe "squeeze" the bird

Any more?

Devil's Advocate · Post by **Devil's Advocate** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:42 am

"roast" the rabbit.....

"squish" the hedgehog

Devil's Advocate · Post by **Devil's Advocate** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:46 am

"spank" the monkey...

Devil's Advocate · Post by **Devil's Advocate** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:49 am

"bridge" the river koi

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:39 pm

LOL Some of those are good ones that I would use. Of course, I do own a cat named Road Kill. Our vet found him in the middle of the road one day when he was a kitten and after she fixed him up, she gave him to us. She loves his name.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:56 pm

I dunno about innappropriate but if I had a hound I'd name him "Shotgun"

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:44 pm

Is it wrong to name a black dog "Sabbath", or a duck "Goose"?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:50 pm

I think Sabbath would be a rockin' name!

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:42 pm

my black cat was called Sauron...Roach was so called as she always sat in this big ashtray that was always full of, yep you've guessed it, roaches and Hippy cuz she grew long hair overnight

funky cm · Post by **funky cm** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:56 am

knew some people with a cat named "Mr. Dog"

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:57 pm

An old school friend had a black cat named tarbaby.....

.....Hated that name.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:57 pm

caelan wants to call a dog 'nice doggy'...jade wants to call it 'come here'...kids eh

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:03 pm

So when she calls the dog in it would be, "Come here, Come Here?"

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:15 pm

thats what she figures LOL!!

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:43 am

We had a dog named Stay.

"Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay."

It went senile after 3 months.