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*shakes off skull shot*

*takes out Taser and waves it at Siggy*

Hey- do you know my favorite Metallica album?

Yeah, it's Ride the Lightning

*Tases Siggy*

Oh, EJ, good to see you here *pulls stop sign from under the couch and crowns him with it*

Welcome

Why thank you! And thanks for that "hall of fame" comment Cyg!

*takes the chainsaw liberated from girly-man hairball and splits both 'Cyg and YYZ right down the middle, from the cahones up.*

*needle and thread in hand stitches half of cyg and half of YYZ together thus creating "Cygenstein"*

*grabs chainsaw again and holding the blade end, caps Cygenstein in the knees, breaking them and preventing "it" from ever "walking tall" again*

*takes the taser from the now lifeless half of YYZ, removes the chip that restricts the voltage and cooks Cygenstein to a nice crispy golden brown*

Do I smell chicken?

ding ding ding ding ding.. we have a winna!!! ^^^^^^^^^^ very creatative EJ...


*kicks EJ in the chicken mcnuggets for his efforts*

Stick a fork in me....I'm done. LOL

It's funny how he keeps evading our attacks........................He's not James Freakin Bond, he is human you know.


*remains unconscious to plot and scheme*

Negative. I am Cyberdine systems model T-1000. A Cyborg. Living tissue over metal endo-skeleton. I have detailed files on human anatomy. This makes me a more efficient killer.

I do not evade your attacks. I laugh at them.

*grabs hairball by the throat and throws him into the wall*



(Thanks for your comment Soup! I try to be creative)

no problem bro! usually people come in here doing lame things like kicking each other in the marbles, or ripping off heads or exploding a nuclear bomb... but not you... you rip both Sigs and Zed in half, and sew them back together and create Cygenstein!!! dude, thats just freaking awesome!!!

I'm really glad..I hoped people would like that!

everybody cept Sigs and Zed...

True Dat! LOL

alright in an effort to outdo EJ...

ties up EJ in a room all by hisself with a 65 inch wide screen TV complete with surround sound and the complete unabridged collection of Duran Duran DVDs ... props open his eyes with toothpicks


AND...














...quietly shuts the door...

Soup4Rush wrote:alright in an effort to outdo EJ...

ties up EJ in a room all by hisself with a 65 inch wide screen TV complete with surround sound and the complete unabridged collection of Duran Duran DVDs ... props open his eyes with toothpicks


AND...














...quietly shuts the door...

Wow...

isn't that against the Geneva convention?

YYZ30 wrote:

Soup4Rush wrote:alright in an effort to outdo EJ...

ties up EJ in a room all by hisself with a 65 inch wide screen TV complete with surround sound and the complete unabridged collection of Duran Duran DVDs ... props open his eyes with toothpicks


AND...


...quietly shuts the door...

Wow...

isn't that against the Geneva convention?

If not it should be.


Nice ala A Clockwork Orange.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Make it stop, PLEASE make it stop! No more wild boys! I beg you.....

*writhes around in agony until both shoulders become dislocated. When this fails to set him free he chews at the ropes with such hurried ferocity he inadvertantly chews off his left arm...then runs screaming from the room*

Whew....that was close. What year is it?

hmmmmm. he knows the lead singers name and one of their songs.... shall I open the door to the closet and let you out?