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*Unzips self-suit at the neck, all the way down...steps out of self...looks upward with outstretched arms, clenched fists*

Why are there people who refuse to have joy in their life and take everything to heart and don't get that it's all but a joke and a laugh and, if relaxed a bit, said people could experience a deeper, more positive reality?!?

*Steps back into self, zips up, clears throat, resumes pretending doesn't give a shit*

(for the record, this rant does not allude to any one here in By-tortown. More of a close-proximity rage-release )

Having a bit of a prob wiff pessamists today, Z? Here's a Coke, a smile, and a Valium.

hey don't be bashing pessimists, i'm awesomely grand and a pessimist!

And quite humble, apparently

That, my dear Z, is an oxymoron.

::deep breath::

Wanna know what sucks? Driving down the highway in a raging rainstorm, and hitting a pothole about a foot deep, blowing out your tire, and then finding out that lo and behold that the samaritan van driver had warned the highway department about the hole THREE HOURS BEFORE.

Im fine, I lost control of the car, but I wasnt alone, there were seven of us.

that SUCKS! YYZ!!!

I hate when my boss puts a puss on her face every time I do something RIGHT!!! She can't stand it when she asks me for a stupid non-existant report to test me that consists of cyber-spaghetti and I give it to her on a silver platter with a "huh? why?" look on my face. I practically RUN the place and she knows it but doesn't like it. Despite my repeated attempts to teach her and the others the software (FIVE PROGRAMS I run at once...no biggie but I'm the only one who knows any of them--responsibile? Yah right.)(lest I DIE and can be relaxed about work) she keeps pleading "busy." When something goes wrong it's MY fault because she CHOSE IGNORANCE and is very clear on it. When I screw up or am late or make some kind of "human" mistake (goodness forgive me for I am the creator! NOOOOT!!!!) I'm all over the map with "reminders" of how to do a good job and be "professional"...

I ALSO HATE people who WHINE about their jobs, like me!

Hugs and tranquilzers for YYZ and Kares.

pass some tranquilizers this way please

The Six-Million Dollar Man wants tranqs? What's wrong with this picture?

they make me feel even better

I don't need no drugs to calm me-ee

I have seen the writing on the wall.......

no but i'm always hyper

Trade ya some "feel even better" for some of your energy!