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So, is there any truth to the rumor that you like to snarf on people without them knowing it?




Not usually, but sometimes when I'm in the mood . . .

So you love roller disco?



As long as I can still play my drums.

How long do you want to live?



On the train to Bangkok.

Where did you meet that dude?

I'm sorry, Reese, I didn't think I would ever run into you.

Hey, your Sara Connor right?






I will listen to Rush.

What will you do on the 20th of July?




I ate the whole bag.

Mum, where is Reese's candy?

Banana!

What happened to the vacuum cleaner, I notice it's empty?





I was just minding my own business, and it fell out!

Why are there hot coals all over the hearth?



Indubitably, sir, I do apologize for the mix up, but I still think the five hundredth is ever so much more tastefully done than your seventy two thousand.

I made that sockprint the LAST time I walked here, how could you not notice that!?



Seawater isn't good soup because it is so salty.

Why don't you just lean over the edge and fill up that turtle shell?

This isn't my real nose, it's a false one!

Why do you look like Geddy Lee?


The fish and the beef are on sale.

Why didn't you put chicken in the soup?



Its the kind of soup you put in your swimming pool.

My my that's a lot of carrots and onions..what on earth could possibly call for that amount?

It's a rather pretty bruise though.

I know that had to hurt, what's with the big shit eating grin?



I think its the evil rubber ducks that scare me the most.