Interview the Person Above You

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:32 am

So, is there any truth to the rumor that you like to snarf on people without them knowing it?

Not usually, but sometimes when I'm in the mood . . .

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:21 am

So you love roller disco?

As long as I can still play my drums.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:05 pm

How long do you want to live?

On the train to Bangkok.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:32 pm

Where did you meet that dude?

I'm sorry, Reese, I didn't think I would ever run into you.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:58 pm

Hey, your Sara Connor right?

I will listen to Rush.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:28 pm

What will you do on the 20th of July?

I ate the whole bag.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:44 am

Mum, where is Reese's candy?

Banana!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:45 am

What happened to the vacuum cleaner, I notice it's empty?

I was just minding my own business, and it fell out!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:50 am

Why are there hot coals all over the hearth?

Indubitably, sir, I do apologize for the mix up, but I still think the five hundredth is ever so much more tastefully done than your seventy two thousand.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:54 am

I made that sockprint the LAST time I walked here, how could you not notice that!?

Seawater isn't good soup because it is so salty.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:12 pm

Why don't you just lean over the edge and fill up that turtle shell?

This isn't my real nose, it's a false one!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:12 pm

Why do you look like Geddy Lee?

The fish and the beef are on sale.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:58 pm

Why didn't you put chicken in the soup?

Its the kind of soup you put in your swimming pool.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:23 am

My my that's a lot of carrots and onions..what on earth could possibly call for that amount?

It's a rather pretty bruise though.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:59 am

I know that had to hurt, what's with the big shit eating grin?

I think its the evil rubber ducks that scare me the most.