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Big Blue Owl wrote:Thought:
Your hands must be getting tired!

Theory:

Then they might lead a mob of villagers with torches and pitchforks into Congress, to tar and feather the whole gang and run it out of town on
the rails.

Jet-lag may delay their actions long enough to have a few pints, look around and realize what a wonder their America has evolved into, the good, bad, ugly and awesome, and drink a toast to the song remaining the same, but better.

Ponderable:
It seems that the more the Right slips down in the polls the spikier it gets 'round 'ere.

hahahah you ain't right....

just start your escrow NOW to pay the taxes that are sure to be levied on
us ALL if the chosen one ever gets out of Home Depot choosing new
Oval Office rainbow paint.

I'll be ok either way, I think. But I think you might friggin' implode like Peter Petrelli if the correct decision is made on the 4th.

^^^^^^^^


Shameless Heroes plug.




I love it.

Big Blue Owl wrote:I'll be ok either way, I think. But I think you might friggin' implode like Peter Petrelli if the correct decision is made on the 4th.

when it comes to politics there is never a 'correct' decision, it is who would you prefer to anal rape you. At least for the last say 20 years or so.

Sir Myghin wrote:

Big Blue Owl wrote:I'll be ok either way, I think. But I think you might friggin' implode like Peter Petrelli if the correct decision is made on the 4th.

when it comes to politics there is never a 'correct' decision, it is who would you prefer to anal rape you. At least for the last say 20 years or so.

At least you're making a intelligent decision, and not voting for a black
guy strictly because YOU'RE BLACK, like those poor indigents in Harlem.

"Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they do..."

Or not voting for a black man simply because he is black.

Or being black cuz there is a black candidate who will vote for himself.

Or pretending to be black just so you can...

... oh never mind.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

awip2062 wrote:What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Take a picture?

awip2062 wrote:What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Kill em both!

zepboy wrote:

awip2062 wrote:What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Kill em both!

I agree with Zep.

To my friends who enjoy a glass of spirits...And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli)

....the bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Thus:

Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information....

I'm doing this as a public service.

Have a healthy day.

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

awip2062 wrote:Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

ABSOLUTELY!