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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:48 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear ALICLOSS,
(Cool name, dude
)
The opinion of mine is that the dude you metnioned, KaelMWhoIsAHoser, was just wishing to put mental strain on the entirety of this board to see who's head would explode, and who's head would not. So the real qusetion is...did the worms eat into your brain?
Signed, the Assistant Dr. H
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:39 pm
by awip2062
Dear Asst Doc,
Did the worms eat into my brain? No. We dissected them!
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:29 pm
by Xanadu
Maybe the worms dissected your brain!
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 4:34 pm
by awip2062
Xanadu wrote:Maybe the worms dissected your brain!
*razz*
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:01 am
by Aerosmitten
awip2062 wrote:Dear Asst Doc,
Did the worms eat into my brain? No. We dissected them!
Dear Dissecting One,
Why did you refrain from naiming the worms?
Signed, the Assistand Dr. H
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:03 am
by Aerosmitten
Xanadu wrote:Maybe the worms dissected your brain!
Dear Xanny,
Shhhh! Don't tell her that, the worms wanted it to be a secret!
Signed, the Worms Lawyer
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:05 am
by Xanadu
Actually I think its worse...the worms are now controling her brain in the wormholes...quick spray some raid in her ears and put a sock over her head!
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 12:57 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Xanny,
May I borrow a sock?
Signed, the Assistant Dr. H
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 7:28 am
by neilpeart_gal
Dear Doc,
I think I need electro shock therapy to get my heart pumping again after viewing Ts new avatar. *THUD*
Actually, what I really need is some mental way to stop this *THUD* problem I seem to battle when around sexy NEP or NEP photos.
HELP ME!!!
Sincerely yours,
NPG
*THUD*
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 7:34 am
by Xanadu
Dear Aero,
Yes you can borrow a Sock but you must sign a contract stating that you will properly care for the Sock until its safe and promt return...if any of the contract is broken you will be prosecuted.
Sincerely,
Xxanragon with 2 fighting heads
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:42 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
Do you think we should name the bacteria colonies that we grow this coming week in school?
Signed,
Plating away
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:34 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Auntie NPG,
You say that as if it were a bad thing to thud.
I prescribe a constant viewing of NEP pics untill you are strong enough to not thud.
If you wish I can have my slave Craig make you a seatbelt so you will not hurt yourself by falling out of your computer chair when the thuds do come. I would strongly sugguest not viewing the pics of Beil unless there is some background music , RUSH is a most excellent band that I think you will quite enjoy, the drummer is especially good.
Signed, the Assistant Dr. H
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:36 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear 2 headed Xannyone,
Will you please draw up a contract (using a pretty crayone of course) and send it to my slave, Craig, to take care of? If he in any way harms the sock, you may deal with him as you please.
Signed, the Assistant Dr. H
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:41 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear PA
Shall we name them after particularly bogus places to visit, such as the Sock Eating Stream of Blubberville, and Pizzazanomore-ah?
Signed, the Assistand Dr. H
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:10 am
by neilpeart_gal
Aerosmitten wrote:Dear Auntie NPG,
You say that as if it were a bad thing to thud.
I prescribe a constant viewing of NEP pics untill you are strong enough to not thud.
If you wish I can have my slave Craig make you a seatbelt so you will not hurt yourself by falling out of your computer chair when the thuds do come. I would strongly sugguest not viewing the pics of Beil unless there is some background music , RUSH is a most excellent band that I think you will quite enjoy, the drummer is especially good.
Signed, the Assistant Dr. H
Thank you for your offer of help!!! At this point, I'll do ANYTHING to cure what ails me!!!
But frankly, I don't think it can be done.