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zepboy wrote:

T4EFAN wrote:

awip2062 wrote:When an elevator is overloaded with passengers who is criminally responsible?

The last passenger who got on.

A good lawyer would point out the frail stature of this last person, and expound on the neglectful, irresponsible self-care of a couple portly individuals who had already been aboard.

How could this frail, skinny person possibly be held accountable for the demised brought on in part by the excessive eating habits of others?

How's that for spin?

Uh Zep, is that a fat joke??

I cannot answer that until I have sought legal counsel! LOL

zepboy wrote:I cannot answer that until I have sought legal counsel! LOL

Silly Zep.

zepboy wrote:portly individuals

I'm your guy. Can you show me to the elevator?

Yes, but please be careful . . . the first step's a doozie!

Break out the cryin' towels and shoulders to lean on...

This is a heartstring puller:

http://www.heraldleaderphoto.com/2008/0 ... am-bender/

I nearly blubbered.

A very self-important college freshman, attending a recent football game,
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why
it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation:

"You grew up in a different world, actually - an almost primitive one," the
student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.

"The young people of today grew up with television, jets, space travel,
man walking on the moon....our spaceships have visited MARS! We have
nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with T1, bsp;
light-speed processing....and..."

He paused to take a long drink of beer.

The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany, and
said:

"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.....so
we invented them.

Now, you arrogant little shit.... what are YOU doing for the NEXT generation?"

Here's a concept all folks should consider . .

This is pretty neat. (30 second video)

...Have you ever seen one of our military walking
past you and wanted to convey to them your thanks...
but you weren't sure how, or it felt awkward to you?

Recently, a gentleman from Seattle created a gesture
which could be used, and has started a massive movement
to get the word out.

Please everybody take just a moment to watch

"The Gratitude Campaign" and then forward it to your friends!

http://www.gratitudecampaign.org:80/shortmovie.php

So gonna do that!

Somehow this day just keeps getting better. That is a brilliant thing to do. These folks need all the motivation to keep going that they can get and what a nice way to bring a smile to someone far from home or just getting ready to be.

I was just thinking....a few days ago somebody posted a pic of
Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy) on one of the threads.

(Can't remember which one - babe thread?)

Anyway, that night, I go home, and TMZ is showing her on a talk show...

Dudes, she got a double mastectomy...that totally floored me.

Poor girl.

That sucks long and hard.

CygnusX1 wrote:I was just thinking....a few days ago somebody posted a pic of
Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy) on one of the threads.

(Can't remember which one - babe thread?)

Anyway, that night, I go home, and TMZ is showing her on a talk show...

Dudes, she got a double mastectomy...that totally floored me.

Poor girl.

That sucks long and hard.

However- she is also having plastic surgery to put them back, and according to her, she will be the 90 year old in the home with the perkiest boobs.

YYZ30 wrote:

CygnusX1 wrote:I was just thinking....a few days ago somebody posted a pic of
Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy) on one of the threads.

(Can't remember which one - babe thread?)

Anyway, that night, I go home, and TMZ is showing her on a talk show...

Dudes, she got a double mastectomy...that totally floored me.

Poor girl.

That sucks long and hard.

However- she is also having plastic surgery to put them back, and according to her, she will be the 90 year old in the home with the perkiest boobs.

I'm SO down with that....thanks for the update Zed.

*remembers the stories Mom told of plastic surgeries she helped with as a nurse*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Do you know what they do? *shudders* Only a man would want to touch those after that!

give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, but set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life