Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:37 am
*starts playing Tubular Bells on the piano*
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:35 am
*makes Elfie's Carvin stack shake through telepathy*
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:49 pm
you know I am hurt..cut to the core... 
there I was thinking I was gonna come across a surprise party in my own pub!...but no...no balloons...no streamers...not even a fucking drink!!
hope you all feel guilty..
I'll just have a party to myself..
there I was thinking I was gonna come across a surprise party in my own pub!...but no...no balloons...no streamers...not even a fucking drink!!
hope you all feel guilty..
I'll just have a party to myself..
note that is only 1 person drinking (which is me by myself) cuz no one bothered about me
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:56 pm
But wait till you ged home. 
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:50 pm
Och, Schu! I cooked you a nice dinner of Haggis, Tatties, and Meeps!
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:30 pm
*knock knock*
you open?
you open?
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:31 pm
You must answer me these questions three!
WHAT....is your name?
WHAT is yoru quest?
and WHAT is your favourite colour?!
WHAT....is your name?
WHAT is yoru quest?
and WHAT is your favourite colour?!
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:32 pm
1) craig
2) to find the missing Alrac
3)ummmmm blue
2) to find the missing Alrac
3)ummmmm blue
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:34 pm
Ok, we're open...
And the special today is Roast Finnonnastick! Want one?
And the special today is Roast Finnonnastick! Want one?
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:35 pm
umm no...i want, you to do a jig, a good one mind ye or else i will be forced to throw this bucket of monkey poop on ya
*shows the bucket, and it is nasty*
*shows the bucket, and it is nasty*
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:36 pm
Been hanging out with your brother again I see... 
*Dances for Craig*
*Dances on the floor*
*Dances on the bar*
*Dances on a pool table*
Life is full of jigs and reels!
*Dances for Craig*
*Dances on the floor*
*Dances on the bar*
*Dances on a pool table*
Life is full of jigs and reels!
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:37 pm
Ahh that was satisfactory! now, what do you recommend my dear?
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:39 pm
I reccomend the rat tart!
And the grog, arr! Ohh nice booty
*Steals Craig's earing*
And the grog, arr! Ohh nice booty
*Steals Craig's earing*
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:40 pm
hmm rat tart...is it anything like a butter tart?
and i gave up grog for Christmas sorry!
HEY! give that back, me mumsey gave it so me when i turned three!
and i gave up grog for Christmas sorry!
HEY! give that back, me mumsey gave it so me when i turned three!
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:43 pm
Give what back? 
Ye canane have an earing anymore, you're kicked out of the pirate club for not drinking enough grog! Whaddaya think you're up to, eh? Gedding scurvy or summat?
sigh...*hangs head*
Ye canane have an earing anymore, you're kicked out of the pirate club for not drinking enough grog! Whaddaya think you're up to, eh? Gedding scurvy or summat?sigh...*hangs head*