Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 3:42 pm
Very carefullyXanadu wrote:How do porcupines have sex?
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:59 pm
Why don't we get goosebumps on our face?
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:48 pm
If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:21 pm
awip2062 wrote:Why don't we get goosebumps on our face?
What kind of bumps do geese get when they get cold?
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:48 am
Hee-hee! That one got me laughing.awip2062 wrote:If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Hey, when a cow is jumping into the water to do, say, a cannonball, does he yell "MANABUNGA!?"
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:51 am
When an indian is jumping out of an airplane, does he yell "BOB"?
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:53 am
^^^
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:48 am
I typed the name/number of one of the planes that slammed into the twin towers on 9/11. Then I converted it to Microsoft "Wingdings." Then I freaked out.
Q33 NY
Be sure to capitalize the Q and the NY.
Q33 NY
Be sure to capitalize the Q and the NY.
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:51 am
Also, the Bible tells us that at some point, man will not even be able to purchase anything unless there is the mark. I took this to mean that mankind will have to have a mark on the body somewhere. But here is how it really plays out. Look at any barcode on any item.
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:18 am
Obama's audience at Memorial Day observances
The accessory over the man's ear says "Bullshit Protector"
The accessory over the man's ear says "Bullshit Protector"
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:25 am
I like how in the speech he mentioned "America's fallen... I see many of them are in the audience today..."CygnusX1 wrote:Obama's audience at Memorial Day observances
The accessory over the man's ear says "Bullshit Protector"
Was he talking to the corpses?
Can you imagine the backlash if Dan Quayle had said that?
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:40 am
I thought the same thing Elf, then I realized he (Obama) was merelyElfDude wrote:I like how in the speech he mentioned "America's fallen... some of whom are in the audience today..."
Was he talking to the corpses?
Can you imagine the backlash if Dan Quayle had said that?
filling in for Ted Kennedy while he (Kennedy) was sailing away in his
regatta...I guess sailing was more important than civic duty, but I
digress.
The acts speak for themselves, but with all due respect to Ted Kennedy, if
he can sail, he can SPEAK TO KIA-MIA FAMILIES, COMBAT-WOUNDED VETS AND POW's.
That was a wake-up call folks.
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:06 pm
^^^^
Sigs and Elfie...TESTIFY!!!
Sigs and Elfie...TESTIFY!!!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:12 pm
So, if one out of every four children born is Chinese...
And you already have three kids...
And you already have three kids...
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:15 pm
Kares4Rush wrote:^^^^
Sigs and Elfie...TESTIFY!!!
((((Kares))))