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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:54 pm
by Xanadu
Dear miscer me taters,
Flipping rubberbands pull at my hair another way they stretch to the limits...hmmmm....circles...flex...snap...zip...crash...n...nnnn....no not the rubberbands...or the paperclips...or..wait...ITS THE SAFETY PINS!!!
Signed,
Pinned
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:19 pm
by awip2062
Dear Doc Tater,
I am on vacation having a great time, but my people back home are going to the ER and throwing up and...*sigh* What do you do when you can't take care of them?
Signed,
Torn
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:08 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Nurse,
Monstrous babies drown in their mothers milk...Word milk attacks the lungs and they fill with cheese.
Chicks suffocate insde their eggs as the shell closes in from the pressure of the Words outside
The unborn await their death and the Words wait outside the womb
Singed, Loo Loo
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:22 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. Spudly,
Things are going well for me at the moment. Should I duck?
Signed,
Ummmmmmmmm......
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:14 am
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
Tomatoe skin bruises easily and bully bananas threaten form the trees.
Signed,
Potatoe bath
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:17 am
by CygnusX1
Hey Doc,
Thanks for the advice...Doing great, but I'll get over it.
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:53 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr.,
Saul has killed thousands and David's killed tens of thousands. What shall we do about Saul's low self esteem due to this?
Signed,
Absalom
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:05 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear Dr H is back...don't expect any relevant or useful advice, now please go home.
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:09 pm
by schuette
Me will be glad your back
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:29 pm
by Aerosmitten
I've missed Me.
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:37 pm
by schuette
look in a mirror
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:20 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
What if I was already at home when you told me to go home.
Signed,
Home Again Jiggety-Jigg
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:51 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Dear fellow "RUSH" patients,
Dr. Spud is back along with Dr. H at your service!
Any complex symptoms abnormalities anticipating complicated overwhelming feelings don't be concerned we are here on a mission
My first bit of advice.........
(((((((((((give someone a "HUG" today)))))))))))
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:55 am
by Big Blue Owl
Dear Dr. Potatoe Head,
Any advice on proper monkey spankage? Should I hug prior to spanking?
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:15 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Big Blue Owl wrote:Dear Dr. Potatoe Head,
Any advice on proper monkey spankage? Should I hug prior to spanking?
Spankage went out a long time ago as it can trigger an uneasy feeling
my recommendation would be to get a pocket full of shrimp as it will reveal many abnormalities of this mustachio-twirling villain of the trees.
HUGS,
Dr. Spud
And don't forget the ice cream
