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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:27 am
by zepboy
Why is it people call you Blue-lip Betty?
When I got the message, it made be quiver.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:46 am
by Xanadu
How did you feel when you heard about what happened to T's socks?
You don't wanna know.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:37 am
by zepboy
How did you get that thing to hang outta your nose like that?
By simply switching the leads and dancing a happy dance.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:29 pm
by Xanadu
How have you really fucked up an entire gig before?
It keeps the gears in my mind spinning.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:10 pm
by T4EFAN
Is there any particular reason you're hitting yourself in the head with a hammer?
I tried it once, but couldn't get it to work.
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:39 pm
by Xanadu
You hit the bong before man?
First door on your left.
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:44 pm
by awip2062
Which way did Geddy go?!?!?
You need to invert and multiply.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:49 pm
by Xanadu
What did you just say to my Socks?
Kimono
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:18 pm
by awip2062
What should Geddy wear on the next tour?
Ducati
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:40 pm
by T4EFAN
What's that you say?
I never did find it so I had to settle for a substitute.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:31 am
by Xanadu
Hey did you ever find your favorite butt plug?
That's just sick.
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:17 am
by T4EFAN
May I see YOUR butt plug?
I didn't mean it.
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:45 am
by zepboy
I'm sorry, you'll have to come with us. You know that threatening a world leader is against the law, don't you?
Well, the instructions said to insert tab A into slot B . . .
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:39 am
by CygnusX1
zepboy wrote:I'm sorry, you'll have to come with us. You know that threatening a world leader is against the law, don't you?
Well, the instructions said to insert tab A into slot B . . .
Zepfather.....you want
I-should throw-him-off-a-roof-or-somethin?
Gah....such offbeat shenanigans should go to the ADULT thread.
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:15 pm
by zepboy
I must point out that there was nothing adult oriented in what I posted. Ged on me again and da boys might help you make a call to a nice little Italian shoe store we know of . . .