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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:20 pm
by zepboy
I've time, so why don't we make plans to get it done?

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:01 am
by Sir Myghin
one thing at a time for me can some days be too many

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:26 am
by Big Blue Owl
Any questions you may have must be held until the end of the lecture.

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:00 am
by Me
Once upon a time I knew a toolbag named Hairball
His wisdom he wished to impart
On the world by dressing like a fart
and creating a place for people to feel smart

And so a mod came to be known
as a place retards call home
from ElfDude to Zep and Soup to Cyg
just another 4 clan clone that gets stoned

But it's not enough to make a home
it has to be full of idiots who fight
so moderation was thrown
the way graves are sown

"But it's just another chat room,
calm down" you may say
I shall because it's
METHODS ARE SO GAY!

But John is not around
to see my truth be put down
he's toiling with work holding his balls
if any sense he'd nail By-Tor to the fence

A shame of shames I do declear
for By-Tors whores are sore
by such trite and worthless bits like that nonsense fight
instead of write I'd rather be fucked by a donkey all night

Alas, all the limericks should say
exactly why I came here today
not to view your comments of the day
but to say; I'm better than you in each and everyway!

THAT'S HOW YOU HIJACK A THREAD PROPERLY!
FAGGOTS

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:56 pm
by awip2062
Lectures are much better if I have a Snickers with me.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:20 am
by Sir Myghin
meanwhile in other news, snickers have been discontinued.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:10 am
by Big Blue Owl
Educate me some other way, I need my Snickers!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:49 pm
by awip2062
Snickers would ensue if I tried to drum for a band.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:55 pm
by zepboy
For a band, I guess Rush isn't too bad.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:22 pm
by awip2062
Too bad about Rutsey.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:31 pm
by Aerosmitten
Eyeballs were wet with salty watery tears that day.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:35 pm
by awip2062
Day after day goes by and Elfie still reads not Atlas Shrugged.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:39 pm
by Aerosmitten
Atlas Shrugged and dropped the world.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:42 pm
by awip2062
The world is round.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:46 pm
by Aerosmitten
Round and round but not so merry very much like a hurricane.