Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:06 pm
Slate lyrics are often boing with little imagination.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:55 am
Onion-peeling isn't the only thing that can make a grown man cry.
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:26 pm
Rylan, Bear's best friend, didn't speak until he was four so Bear spoke for him.
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:59 pm
Imaginary friends can be great fun!
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:48 pm
United Abominations is a favored album in this home.
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:41 pm
His home was neatly kept, much to the dismay of those who knew him.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:14 am
I'm just the opposite; a mess!
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:33 pm
Essential oils can make a bath smell great!
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:44 pm
Eat sweet and sour spare ribs for supper.
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:03 am
Per the doctor's orders I took two Rush albums and then found I didn't need to call him in the morning.
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:21 am
Call him in the morning if you can't remember where you left your keys.
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:09 am
Keystone species in Canada are the grizzly bear and the beaver.
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:20 am
beaver is . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . well, it's just good. 
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:21 pm
ODDometers can tell how far odd people travel.
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:37 pm
Velcro was one useful invention of the 20th century.