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Dear Doc,

I got a new book but I can't read it because there's Words covering every page...what do I do?

Signed,
Black Coat Scientist

Dear BCS,

Cross out every word and then connect the dots. Besides a big black (or blue) mess, what do you see? Therein lies the answer of your destiny or some other fancy mumbo jumbo lile that.

Signed, Dr H

Uh, I ...ER, UMH...................UH.......ERM, HUH............ Well doc, I uh........... Got this, kind of burni......... uh........... Hey, your not that kind of doctor................uh, sorry, wrong office.

Dear Dr. H,

I just ran into this man who was babbling to himself about closets and plants named Alex and hot tubs and he had hair all over, I mean all over!

Signed,

Uh doc, why is there duct tape all over the exit door?

And why is there a glowing red dot on my chest?

Dear Wrong Office,

You my check ou tany time you like, but you may never leave!

Signed, Dr H

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Dear ,

Don't run in the house!

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Closet Dweller,

The tape is there so you never leave, and the glowin red dot on your chest is a strange new form of bacteria that came to earth with the last batch of aliens the great suprime head honcho alien dude sent here as their jails are full.

Signed, Dr H

Dear Doc,

Is it true that a Cigarette will not go out if there is anger in the room?

Signed,
Enclosed Stomach Contents

Dear Dr. H,

I'm leaving on a a jet plane. Do know when I'll be back again. Who will take care of the Alex and the HairBall in my closet? How will I ged my kittie cuddles? Will the jazz chords run rampant all over the band room causing the fmaily to have the squirts on the floor? How long is too long and where can I send a hug for a friend who is hurt?

Signed,

So Much to Do, I Am Leaving You

Dr. H

Thank ged the dot wasn't a laser scope on a madwomans blow gun. I thought I was gedding closet jacked. Or drive by spit wadded.

I can sleep easier now.

...Lost in the mosh.

Dear ESC,

I don't suppose it would want to stay in if there was anger in the room. I think it would much prefer a nice walk through the garden.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear SMTDIALY,

Nice name The Invisible man has assured me he will take care of the closet and it's "mosnters" the kitties wil have to stay though and there will be major jazzy messes left by other mosnters and ya can't blame it all on the cat too long is too long and the longing is longer than long much much too long.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear LITM,

It's a little lightbulb that blinks.

Signed, Dr H

Dr. H

I think I might be developing a slight crush on one of the female By-torians, what should I do?

Signed, Stumbling in a fantasy movie

Dear Dr. H,

There is this strange person (from a starnge land, slow of speech and slow of tongue) chanting odd poems about gold teeth, cold feet, birds in the hand (but oddly none in the bush), woods, little men standing by the window (is that legal?), hunters, talking bunnies (not rabbits, and no they are not white), and big birdies flying way up in the sky while wee birds sleep and the sun comes up and the dew goes away. And I need to ged the house cleaned.

Sighed,

Back Again

Dear Dr. H,

Where are we going?

When do we ged there?

Why do I have to sit in the middle?

Signed,

Where the Drums Are

Derek Rondinelli wrote:Dr. H

I think I might be developing a slight crush on one of the female By-torians, what should I do?

Signed, Stumbling in a fantasy movie

Dude,

If the female you mean is the one I think you do, you should know that you are older than her mother and father both (but not if you put their ages together).

Signed,
Just Sayin'

Dear SIAFM,

Uhmm....watch for jealous boyfriends?

Signed, Dr H

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Dear BA,

Whaa?

Signed, Dr H