Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:40 pm
Hey! Isn't that Panacea over there?!?!?!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:31 pm
"Oh crap, the stalker chick is riding the big fish again, I am doomed."
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:09 am
Behold the power of my hair 
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:17 am
I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:21 am
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:02 pm
Nice one!ElfDude wrote:I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
As for the picture above: "Yeah, I know I'm cool"
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:40 pm
I bow to anyone who quotes George Carlin, Elfie!
If I start up that poem at a party or something now people throw stuff at me.
If I start up that poem at a party or something now people throw stuff at me.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:53 pm
Is it edible or valuable stuff?
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:25 pm
Now I'm not as impressed with it. I thought ElfDude made it up.Kares4Rush wrote:I bow to anyone who quotes George Carlin, Elfie!
If I start up that poem at a party or something now people throw stuff at me.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:36 pm
I haven't got an original bone in my body...T4EFAN wrote:Now I'm not as impressed with it. I thought ElfDude made it up.Kares4Rush wrote:I bow to anyone who quotes George Carlin, Elfie!
If I start up that poem at a party or something now people throw stuff at me.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:24 pm
Oh yes you do! I know you have written songs of your own!
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:17 pm
And some day the original artists will sue me...awip2062 wrote:Oh yes you do! I know you have written songs of your own!
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:17 pm
*taps fingers* Elllllllllllllllllllllllllllfie....
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:37 pm
Hmmmm?awip2062 wrote:*taps fingers* Elllllllllllllllllllllllllllfie....
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:41 pm
Want fry bread?