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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:32 am
by CygnusX1
YYZ30 wrote:Soup4Rush wrote:We take you to Patriots headquarters on Monday morning. We find Bill Belicheck and his coaches discussing strategy for the upcoming game against the New York Jets.
Bill: ?Jennifer!!! Get the punter on the phone, For Christ sakes what the hell is his name anyway!??!!?
Jennifer (AKA Bill?s secretary): ?You mean Chris Hanson sir??
Bill: ?Whatever!! Just get him on the phone?
Jennifer: ?Right away Mr. Belicheck?
Chris Hanson: ?You wanted to talk to me Coach??
Bill: ?Look here Hanson, we are playing the Jets and their whiny ass coach this Sunday. We know you have been working hard in practice (laughter) and we decided to give you the weekend off.?
Chris Hanson: ?But Coach, I really want to play against the Jets?
Bill: ?We don?t need you. Stay home?
Chris: ?but what about fourth down??
Bill: ?We will be going for it.?
Chris: What if it is 4th and 40??
Bill: ?We will be going for it?.
Chris: Who will be holding the ball for Gostkowski on FG attempts?
Bill: ?We are not kicking any field goals.?
Chris: ?What about extra points??
Bill: ?We will be going for two?
Chris: ?Well that?s no fair! Gostkowski gets to go to the game!!?
Bill: ?We need him for onside kicks?
LMFAO!
That
was good.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:32 am
by Middle Kingdom
It's funny cus it's true!
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:54 am
by CygnusX1
Yup, but NE's
still cheatin'.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:18 am
by Soup4Rush
You are talking to the world's biggest Patriot hater here, but I don't see how anyone can say they are cheating. Even with Spygate, I don't understand how they gained an advantage by videotaping the Jets signals. You still have to make the plays.. I guess I don't buy into any of the cheating stuff.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:21 am
by CygnusX1
Soup4Rush wrote:You are talking to the world's biggest Patriot hater here, but I don't see how anyone can say they are cheating. Even with Spygate, I don't understand how they gained an advantage by videotaping the Jets signals. You still have to make the plays.. I guess I don't buy into any of the cheating stuff.
That's because THE JETS BEAT THEM LAST YEAR...huh? whaat?
I'm just razzin'. But truth be known - I want them to lose.
Badly.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:16 pm
by Soup4Rush
And now we take you to Jet?s headquarters. We find Eric Mangini discussing strategy with his players for the upcoming contest with the New England Patriots.
Eric: ?OK boys, we need to come up with a game plan. Does everyone have the list I gave you??
Team: ?yes sir coach!!?
Eric: ?Alright lets make a list. Chad, you got the wrenches??
Chad: ?Yes Sir!!!?
Eric: ?Thomas, you have the screwdrivers??
Thomas: ?Yes Sir!!?
Eric: ?Alright, I have the C4. Who has the map to Brady?s house??
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:27 pm
by Soup4Rush
Now this is funny!!!
Here's what Bill Belichick should do when he meets Eric Mangini at midfield following the Pats' 58-3 win Sunday: Hand Mangini a camcorder and say, "I don't know what I was thinking stealing your crappy team's signs. But feel free to tape ours."
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:44 pm
by Middle Kingdom
Well, the snow storm coming Sat night / Sunday AM
(on top of the one happening NOW!)
will slow us down.
But Brady will toss 5 td's to pass Peyton,
Moss will catch 4 td's to pass Rice,
and two new records will be owned by the Chowds!
The Vikings most points in a season will fall next week.
Pats become second team to go 14-0 in one season, and 3rd team
to win 17 regular season games in a row (02-03 Pats 18, 72-73 Fins 17)
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:49 pm
by CygnusX1
Middle Kingdom wrote:Well, the snow storm coming Sat night / Sunday AM
(on top of the one happening NOW!)
will slow us down.
But Brady will toss 5 td's to pass Peyton,
Moss will catch 4 td's to pass Rice,
and two new records will be owned by the Chowds!
The Vikings most points in a season will fall next week.
Pats become second team to go 14-0 in one season, and 3rd team
to win 17 regular season games in a row (02-03 Pats 18, 72-73 Fins 17)
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Watching the storm coverage here MK. Hoping it's not too awful on yas.
BTW, I don't give a rat's ass about "Pat Stats," but hey...
their Cheerleaders will appear in the Jan. issue of Muscle & Fitness....
Nize. 
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:59 pm
by Middle Kingdom
Will have to check that out.
Lot's of snow yesterday.
Took 2 hours for a 20 minute ride home.
Then an hour of shoveling last night so
we could get to work this morning.
More Saturday into Sunday too.
D'oh!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:16 am
by Middle Kingdom
Sunday should be decent weather:
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:24 am
by CygnusX1
Middle Kingdom wrote:Sunday should be decent weather:
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Whaddya mean by "decent" MK....zero visibility, 10 degrees and snowdrifts? LOL
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:00 am
by YYZ30
Middle Kingdom wrote:Sunday should be decent weather:
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If you consider swirling winds, and rain "decent"
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:49 am
by Middle Kingdom
Perfection awaits!
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:29 pm
by YYZ30
PERFECTION!