Soup4Rush wrote:We take you to Patriots headquarters on Monday morning. We find Bill Belicheck and his coaches discussing strategy for the upcoming game against the New York Jets.
Bill: ?Jennifer!!! Get the punter on the phone, For Christ sakes what the hell is his name anyway!??!!?
Jennifer (AKA Bill?s secretary): ?You mean Chris Hanson sir??
Bill: ?Whatever!! Just get him on the phone?
Jennifer: ?Right away Mr. Belicheck?
Chris Hanson: ?You wanted to talk to me Coach??
Bill: ?Look here Hanson, we are playing the Jets and their whiny ass coach this Sunday. We know you have been working hard in practice (laughter) and we decided to give you the weekend off.?
Chris Hanson: ?But Coach, I really want to play against the Jets?
Bill: ?We don?t need you. Stay home?
Chris: ?but what about fourth down??
Bill: ?We will be going for it.?
Chris: What if it is 4th and 40??
Bill: ?We will be going for it?.
Chris: Who will be holding the ball for Gostkowski on FG attempts?
Bill: ?We are not kicking any field goals.?
Chris: ?What about extra points??
Bill: ?We will be going for two?
Chris: ?Well that?s no fair! Gostkowski gets to go to the game!!?
Bill: ?We need him for onside kicks?
You are talking to the world's biggest Patriot hater here, but I don't see how anyone can say they are cheating. Even with Spygate, I don't understand how they gained an advantage by videotaping the Jets signals. You still have to make the plays.. I guess I don't buy into any of the cheating stuff.
Soup4Rush wrote:You are talking to the world's biggest Patriot hater here, but I don't see how anyone can say they are cheating. Even with Spygate, I don't understand how they gained an advantage by videotaping the Jets signals. You still have to make the plays.. I guess I don't buy into any of the cheating stuff.
That's because THE JETS BEAT THEM LAST YEAR...huh? whaat?
I'm just razzin'. But truth be known - I want them to lose.
And now we take you to Jet?s headquarters. We find Eric Mangini discussing strategy with his players for the upcoming contest with the New England Patriots.
Eric: ?OK boys, we need to come up with a game plan. Does everyone have the list I gave you??
Team: ?yes sir coach!!?
Eric: ?Alright lets make a list. Chad, you got the wrenches??
Chad: ?Yes Sir!!!?
Eric: ?Thomas, you have the screwdrivers??
Thomas: ?Yes Sir!!?
Eric: ?Alright, I have the C4. Who has the map to Brady?s house??
Here's what Bill Belichick should do when he meets Eric Mangini at midfield following the Pats' 58-3 win Sunday: Hand Mangini a camcorder and say, "I don't know what I was thinking stealing your crappy team's signs. But feel free to tape ours."
