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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:43 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Dr Me,

I have a bug bite.

Signed,
Bitten

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 5:03 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H

12 days until I see Alex, Neil, oh yeah, and Geddy.

Signed,

Counting Down

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 7:14 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear CD,

What are you talking about? :?

Signed, Dr H

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:21 am
by Me
Dear Doctor who what where and why

I got claws and paws on my mind with rabbit turds and plastic button down undies suffocating me, you got any cure all for that?

Signed,

Ribbit

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:27 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,

Only 11 days until I see the adorable Alex, the wonderful Neil, and, oh yes, the Gedster.

Signed,

Countdown

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:13 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,

The meat is over the counter shivering in cold cuts...do I wallow in my own blood?

Signed,
Marbled Ecstasy

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:26 pm
by Me
Dear Marbled Ecstasy,

Did you use barbwire for the jaggered slices of cold cuts? If not try that and you shall reek the desired effect.

Signed Dr. Me, Md

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:28 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,

They stick like pancakes :-D

Signed,
Marbled Ecstacy

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:37 pm
by Me
Dear Marbled Ecstacy,

Your saved at last!
Not running through you like hot marbles wedging in-between your heart.

Dr. Me, Md

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:41 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,

The flesh ripened and hardened forming circles outside of what is forced. Is there a way to change this cold heart or will it hang as allways like loose skin?

Signed,
Prying Eye

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 5:06 pm
by Me
Xanadu wrote:Dear Doc,

The flesh ripened and hardened forming circles outside of what is forced. Is there a way to change this cold heart or will it hang as allways like loose skin?

Signed,
Prying Eye
Dear Prying Eye,

A battle will ensue a change of heart with narrow eyes and bats ears
creating an unseen web. Take care... tred lightly... electricity bites!

Dr. Me, Md,

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:50 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,

I laid out some alphabet soup but most of the Words didn't drown themselves because they couldn't break the surface tension.

Signed,
Dying End

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 5:01 pm
by Me
Dear, Dying End!

It's understandable when getting bombarded intelectual thoughts

Signed,
Mental Grinding

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 5:12 pm
by Me
Dear Doc,

Short story needles are piercing my heart and I'm afraid of the passages,
will it ever change?

Signed,
Expression

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:34 pm
by Aerosmitten
Me wrote:Dear Doc,

Short story needles are piercing my heart and I'm afraid of the passages,
will it ever change?

Signed,
Expression
Dear Expression,

They will change if you do.

Signed, Dr H