Pan's Class

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:35 am

Excellent restraint, schuette! Has anyone gotten Neil's volume yet? Where is the tank?

As soon as we've each of the guys' volumes, we'll take their weights and begin to calculate each member's density.

Which of you remembers what density is?

FerrariF1 · Post by **FerrariF1** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 9:06 am

My member is pretty dense.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 9:44 am

The tank was left in the old class. That means we have to either fetch it or build a new one. And that is such a bummer cuz that means the Rush members will have to stick around here longer than if we had the tank here already!

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 11:47 am

FerrariF1 wrote:My member is pretty dense.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Ferrari! Shame... I shall have to think of an appropriate punishment.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 12:25 pm

Panacea wrote:Excellent restraint, schuette!

cheers Miss

...it wont happen again though

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 1:50 pm

Can I punish him, Teacher Pan? I can find some music that he will hate and force him to listen to it!

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 2:33 pm

That's a great idea, t! However, I'd like to wait until we've gotten other suggestions to see which I like best.

Anyone else have an idea about how to punish Ferrari for his indiscretion?

AK · Post by AK » Tue Nov 18, 2003 2:42 pm

Put him in the stocks!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 3:11 pm

I can come up with other ideas!

We can make him swim in the flooded Elwha River which is made up of mostly glacier and snow melt!

We can burn him as a witch!

Build a bridge out of him!

Throw him into our pond!

Or, there is always......duct tape!

Oh, please, please, please, Teacher Pan, let me duct tape him!

AK · Post by AK » Tue Nov 18, 2003 3:14 pm

How about we treat him like a wich, as T said. We can burn him, AND hang him.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 3:23 pm

or how bout draw and quarter him?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 4:59 pm

First we must dress him up as a witch.....and give him a fake nose, has he got a wart?

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 5:33 pm

My, but you are a bloodthirsty bunch!

Ferrari was acting like a 7th grader, so we shall punish him like one.

Ferrari, please go to the desk over to the side there. Put on the headphones, and insert this Yanni CD into the player. You are required to listen for 30 minutes while writing "I will not talk about my member in class" 25 times. When your time-out is over, you may rejoin us and all is forgiven.

Who can explain the principle of density?

AK · Post by AK » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:29 pm

I'm not exactly remembering this, but let me see what i can explain.

Let's say we have a cork and a small rock. The rock is more dense than the cork, that is, the molecules of the rock are packed more closely together than those of the cork. If we put them in water, the rock will sink, and the cork will float. (assuming the objects are the same size.) If we take a piece of bread and throw it in water, it will float. If we take a second, equal slice, fold it several times, it will sink because it is more dense.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:32 pm

Principle of density: Some people are dense, we call them dumb.