Page 3 of 4
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:55 am
by schuette
okai that was an easy one
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:04 am
by Big Blue Owl
Ok...
What goes up a chimney, down, but won't go down a chimney, up?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:43 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
it's going to rain so I'll need my.......umbrella
what do you call it when you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:03 am
by Big Blue Owl
I call it Christmas
You pick it, You peel the outside, You cook the inside, You eat the outside, And throw away the inside. What am I?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:32 pm
by zepboy
ummmmm, a nose?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:40 am
by Big Blue Owl
Hahaha! No, hopefully not
Please try again.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:27 pm
by schuette
corn on the cob...?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:56 pm
by zepboy
edible?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:53 am
by Big Blue Owl
Schu got it!
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:30 am
by zepboy
What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:54 am
by Big Blue Owl
Man.
A baby man crawls on four legs; as an adult walks on two legs; when old, man uses a cane.
Does this mean I get to sit throne of Thebes and the widowed queen's hand in marriage? Cool.
Here's one for ya:
How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing was wrong with it at all, and in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. I don't know. Now, go to work and try your luck"
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:23 pm
by zepboy
Ummmm, it's not indented?
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:46 pm
by awip2062
Well, I doubt this is what you mean, but the paragraph ends with no full stop but rather with quotes, although the quotes are never opened in the paragraph.
More likely you will say something like, "No, what I meant was that the word the is nowhere in it."
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:43 am
by Big Blue Owl
Actually, it's a bit more weird than that. There is no letter 'E' in it.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:10 am
by awip2062
DUDE!