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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:45 pm
by awip2062
SOUP! You been bad!
Do I need to duct tape you, or are you gonna apologize to my bro?
*taps foot (in time, cuz Bro isn't the bad one)*
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:18 pm
by Walkinghairball
It's not me this time it's someone else, KEWEL!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:28 pm
by awip2062
I think Soup is scared.
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:15 am
by Walkinghairball
Is it possible to climb a mountain in a sailboat?
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:41 pm
by Devil's Advocate
Noah did.... allegedly....
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:08 pm
by Walkinghairball
Devil's Advocate wrote:Noah did.... allegedly....
Figures.
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:24 am
by schuette
Ponder on how stoned I'm gonna be for the next couple of days
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:30 am
by Walkinghairball
Here we go again folkses.......................enjoy.
Things You Should Know
1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle"
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.
10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.
12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).
14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.
17. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time ... hence, multi-tasking was invented.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:52 pm
by Xanadu
taken from mercola.com
* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
* Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
* If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:31 pm
by awip2062
Did you know that testing proves tesing works?
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:49 pm
by Kares4Rush
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:00 pm
by Walkinghairball
Well, I already know that the Susan Lucci thinger is bulls**t, so ha.
Cut and paste baby, cut and paste.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:55 pm
by Middle Kingdom
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:25 pm
by awip2062
LOL
Something to ponder: Rush!
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:52 pm
by Xanadu
There would be no stories without time.
