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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:29 am
by ElfDude
Big Blue Owl wrote:Hey, I resent that! (Wallops T with an overstuffed, wet pillow) - *SPLATCH!*
Oh yeah?!
*eats his spinach and, to a trumpet fanfare, suddenly looks like Popeye... delivers an uppercut to BBO's chin that sends him flying several stories up the side side of a building under construction... upon his return to earth he hits a big pile of bricks and mortar which amazing fall around him in the shape of a small jail (the word "jail" is even displayed on it)... BBO looks through the barred window and cries like a baby*
Man, that's the most violent post I've ever made!
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:02 am
by Walkinghairball
Wow.............elf, I'm stunned.
*Gets out my jellybean gun and takes up a defensive posture.*
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:09 am
by Big Blue Owl
*Looks through bars, hands clenched around the ones at either end and yells, "WOO-HOO! JAIL! NOT ONLY CAN I GET SOME PRIVACY, BUT I GET CONJUGAL VISITS! NOW, PLEASE!"*
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:12 am
by Walkinghairball
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:27 am
by ElfDude
Jelly bean gun?
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:14 pm
by Big Blue Owl
A weapon of mass consumption!
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:42 pm
by ElfDude
I posted this pic in another thread, but I like it. One of the things that makes me happy about it is that my daughter (middle) didn't give a second thought to having a black girl as a best friend. I must have done at least one thing right as a father...
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:59 pm
by Big Blue Owl
Whatchootalkinboutwillis? They remind me of tiny Spice Girls
Actually, I'm a little worried about the little one with the rashes on her arms
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:01 pm
by DoctorX
Big Blue Owl wrote:*Looks through bars, hands clenched around the ones at either end and yells, "WOO-HOO! JAIL! NOT ONLY CAN I GET SOME PRIVACY, BUT I GET CONJUGAL VISITS! NOW, PLEASE!"*
"Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway?"
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:52 pm
by awip2062
ElfDude wrote: I must have done at least one thing right as a father...
One? *taps fingies*
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:17 am
by Wendy
*ducks the flying spinach and beans*
That's a great pic Elf, you really have done a lot more than just one thing
right as a Dad. Giant smiles on 3 teenagers, practically unheard of!
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:30 am
by Big Blue Owl
(He just gave them all a bag of Pixie Stix. Of course they're smiling
)
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:32 am
by YYZ30
Big Blue Owl wrote:*Looks through bars, hands clenched around the ones at either end and yells, "WOO-HOO! JAIL! NOT ONLY CAN I GET SOME PRIVACY, BUT I GET CONJUGAL VISITS! NOW, PLEASE!"*
Line of the week folks....
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:09 am
by YYZ30
Ogg wrote:
Now film a wee clip and host it on youtube mate, go on...we've all done it
Honestly I hadn't picked up my axe for a LONG time...I started noodling during the World Series, and my fingers are getting nimble and loose again.
Give me a coupla weeks and I will.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:29 pm
by awip2062
Excellent!
