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Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 1:58 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear FBM,
You seem to have had a comunication breakdown...are there any stray wires, or are there no loose ends? Duck tape might help... Go listen to Rush, Geddy will make it all better.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Drooling,
I do not think your perfekt son would be berry happy bout you drooling over his son.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 8:41 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
One...nicely with just talking.
Two...more talking, a threat given. covers removed.
Three...covers removed, water sprayed on bare skin.
Signed,
He is finally up!
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 1:48 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
You dresser attacked me!
Signed,
Fearful of furniture
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Dear Dr. H,
My biggest sister is corrupting me, and my big sister started it.
Signed,
The Young, Innocent One
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Dear Dr. H,
Hunh?
Signed,
What?
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 4:14 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear HIFU,
Ice water makes for a quick ged up if dumped on sleeping persons face...eh eh eh eh eh ehehehehehehehehehehehehee ahhaha hahohoohohohohoaahahaha heheehe.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear FOF,
WHO TOOK THE MUZZLE OFF OF MY DRESSER??!?!?
Signed, Dr H
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Dear YIO,
What do you expect when you have two wee devils for big sisters?
Oh wait!
You didn't hear me say that...
*Bats eyelashes at Aunties*
It must be because of Alex...yes,...Everything is Alex's fault you know...and me dear sweet Aunties would NEVER do such a thing! They are angels! Where else would I ged my angelicness from?
Signed, Dr H
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Dear What,
Hurglesmoff aub husert.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 8:45 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
Was this a taste of hidden moments behind eyes that bleed tears? Or a fast growing tongue lapping up milk of paradise?
Or perhaps his lips have dried up like pavement under my eyes...something as fresh as the sparkle in a baby's eye...or did it just read itself inside out and bust sending turds flying everywhere?
Signed,
Teeth Wizzards
Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 9:35 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
The coatrack won't speak to me anymore. Ever since I duct taped it, it has gone mute.
Signed,
Should I Teach it Sign?
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Dear Dr. H,
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:38 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Wizz,
Blood and sweat or tears may mix, but the tongue must stay away from the milk, only the eyes are not dry, glitter sparcles, reading insideout is not backwards, watch for monkeys.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear SITIS,
Perhaps you sould keep it away from RUSH.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear ,
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 8:34 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
The trees are all equal now, but the shrubberies....
Signed,
Roger
Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 3:47 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
Can you help me gather all of the Words and put them in my box? If you help me instead of sitting there naked by the phone we can stop the Words from controling the way we think...my Socks can't hold them for long.
Signed,
Bong Water Fish
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 12:10 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Roger,
You must bring the second one next to this one only slightly higher with a little path running down the middle.
Signed Dr Herring
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Dear BWF,
Put out alphabet soup and the words will drown themselves.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 5:53 am
by Xanadu
Put out alphabet soup and the words will drown themselves.
Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 7:34 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
I boxed up all the Words but they have eaten through the book...it is now eat up with questions and has nothing left to offer.
Signed,
Dragon Socks
Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 2:06 am
by Aerosmitten
Xanadu wrote:Dear Doc,
I boxed up all the Words but they have eaten through the book...it is now eat up with questions and has nothing left to offer.
Signed,
Dragon Socks
Dear DS,
Questors of the questions will be arriving soon to take them away, ha-haa.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 12:03 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Dear Doc,
Is the socks of my mind ever going to bear, yield?
Signed,
On The Other Side
Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 9:11 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
Sh, used at the beginning of a word, at the end of a syllable, but not at the beginning of any syllabe after the first one except for the ending "ship."
Signed,
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!