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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:29 am
by CygnusX1
why do people say "ink pen"?

don't ALL pens have ink in them? :? huh? whaaat?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:43 am
by Me
chickens don't write so why is it called chicken pen ha ha ha :razz:

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:47 am
by CygnusX1
Me wrote:chickens don't write so why is it called chicken pen ha ha ha :razz:
heyheyheyhey somebody's had THEIR coffee already. :-D

'sup Dood?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:08 am
by Big Blue Owl
And there is "chicken scratching" to illustrate unreadable writing. Interesting...

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:09 am
by ElfDude
CygnusX1 wrote: don't ALL pens have ink in them? :? huh? whaaat?
I thought they had convicts in them...

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:17 am
by awip2062
Why can't you find fresh sardines in a fish market?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:25 am
by awip2062
More importantly, why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:26 am
by ElfDude
Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work.

--Horace

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:44 am
by YYZ30
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:21 pm
by awip2062
How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:26 pm
by Big Blue Owl
^^^
LOL!

How do I get me to cross at the "correct" sign?

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:40 pm
by awip2062
What are the germs that cause bad breath?

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:34 pm
by ElfDude
What does that fifth dentist know that the other four don't?

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:48 pm
by Big Blue Owl
"It's easy to be the president. You just point the military and shoot."
Homer Simpson

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:42 pm
by ElfDude
Big Blue Owl wrote:"It's easy to be the president. You just point the military and shoot."
Homer Simpson
Ralph Wiggum for President!