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I have lost 22 pounds since the 2nd, so my quote to my doctor is going to be

"Suck it!"

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!


GO ZED GO!!!!!!!!!

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"Sweet, Bro! That friggin' RULES."

- Cyg

YYZ30 wrote:I have lost 22 pounds since the 2nd, so my quote to my doctor is going to be

"Suck it!"

I hope its a female doc

"Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it."

Don't mess with me.

My therapist gave me this South Park quote: "Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

"Thanks for keeping us bitter."
A listener who called in to the Glenn Beck Radio Show.

"When Jim Cantore comes to your town, pack up the station wagon and run like hell."

Assuming you don't want him narrating your brush with weather-related death.

"Every time President Obama opened his mouth, he offered ice cream -
and 52% of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.... and they want it now.

The other 48% of us know we're going to have to feed the
cow and clean up the mess."

- Anonymous

"Si tu pleures parce que tu as perdu le soleil, tes larmes ne te laisseront pas voir les ?toiles."

Dunno who said it. But it translates to, "If you cry because you have lost the sun, your tears won't let you see the stars".

"First, he's the guy that developed the TARP program. (You know, the
program where we've already lost over 25% of our money...) Tim, I think
that whole TARP thing - you might wanna leave that off your
resume....Second, Geithner cheated on his income taxes. I mean, it
wasn't just once. It was, like, a lot of times. He even accepted cash for
taxes he never paid...And third, he employed an illegal immigrant in his
home. With the amount of power given to the Treasury Secretary, we
need to know we will have somebody who will act with honor, even when
nobody is watching. That, apparently, is not Tim Geithner. We don't need
a gambler in charge of America's money."

- Glenn Beck on (Then appointee)Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner

"Our ratings were higher than CNN yesterday! Higher than Larry King! This has never happened before. I think this economy, and the fact that so many jobs have been lost and so many people are at home at 4pm central, is really making us popular. Heheh."

-Glenn Beck from today's program

I'm glad you included the laugh at the end.

"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."

--Glenn Beck

"When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jackboots. It will be Nike sneakers and smiley shirts."

--Glenn Beck