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Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:47 pm**

in the secret wells of emotion
buried deep in our pants

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:58 pm**

At the one-lane bridge
I leave the pants stranded at the riverside.

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 7:35 pm**

We've all got problems of our own
It's enough to learn to share our pants

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 7:37 pm**

The role becomes the actor
She's addicted to pants

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 8:44 pm**

Quiet and pensive
My Pants apprehensive, the hours drift away......

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:03 pm**

The world lays on my pants

Posted: **Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:28 pm**

This one's been played on alot, but I have to do it:

I turn my back to the wind
To catch my pants,
Before I start off again
Driven on without a moment to spend
To pass an evening with pants and a friend

I let my pants get too thin
I'd like to pause
No matter what pants I wear
Like some pilgrim, who forgets to wear pants
Learns to live as if each pants were the end

Pants stand still
Not looking back but I want to look around me now
Pants stand still
See more of the people and the pants that surround me

Freeze these pants a little less longer
Make each sensation a little bit stronger
The pants slip away...

I turn my pants to the sun
I close my eyes,
Let my pants down
All these pants that I can't get unwound

I let my pants go too fast
No time for pants,
If I could slow it all down
Like some captain whose pants run aground
I could wait until my pants come around

Make each pants a little less stronger
Freeze this motion a little bit longer
The innocence slips away...

Pants are going fast,
And the night's growing colder
Pants going back up,
Little boys getting older
Michael Jackson slips away...

Got a bit risque at the end. Oh well.

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:33 pm**

i must say iv nearly wet my pants laughin,i tell you this is the funniest
"not up our own asses" thing i have ever read on a rush board,you chaps are well funny,keep it up, but for the life of me i cant think of one? let me go away now and have a ponder in me pants!

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:30 pm**

If I DO start crying
Its because that I have got no pants

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:34 pm**

i was looking out the window
i should have looked in my pants instead!
has that one been done ?

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:43 pm**

vapman wrote:i was looking out the window
i should have looked in my pants instead!
has that one been done ?

Think so V-man.... it's all good though. It's just as funny the second time..... or 50th

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:44 pm**

vapman wrote:i was looking out the window
i should have looked in my pants instead!
has that one been done ?

Don't worry about things like that my son. I can't be bothered to trawl through an entire thread sometimes. Besides, its the participation that's key.

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:48 pm**

Slaine mac Roth wrote:
vapman wrote:i was looking out the window
i should have looked in my pants instead!
has that one been done ?
Don't worry about things like that my son. I can't be bothered to trawl through an entire thread sometimes. Besides, its the participation that's key.

I haven't paid my daily homage to Master Slaine.... Hail Slaine!!!

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:50 pm**

3 travelers wrote:
Slaine mac Roth wrote:
vapman wrote:i was looking out the window
i should have looked in my pants instead!
has that one been done ?
Don't worry about things like that my son. I can't be bothered to trawl through an entire thread sometimes. Besides, its the participation that's key.
I haven't paid my daily homage to Master Slaine.... Hail Slaine!!!

You have my permission to grovel

Posted: **Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:53 pm**

Oh.... Thankee my Lord and Savior.... shall I bring something for the sacrafice??

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