The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:03 pm

You are not.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:54 pm

I just shaved Walkinghairball's entire body with a belt sander and he loved every minute of it.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:48 pm

Raiden wrote:I just shaved Walkinghairball's entire body with a belt sander and he loved every minute of it.

LMAO!!!!!!!

After the gig tonight, I'm telling the band .................................. I quit.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:41 am

And I am going to be their next singing drummer!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:57 am

awip2062 wrote:And I am going to be their next singing drummer!

No kidding........................the hackova drummer they have now blows chow.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:39 am

I feel like a million dollars right now.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:26 pm

Zombies fear me because I eat them.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 2:10 pm

No one fears Chuck Norris.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:31 pm

Walkinghairball wrote:
awip2062 wrote:And I am going to be their next singing drummer!

No kidding........................the hackova drummer they have now blows chow.

The blowing chow drummer is that way cuz he loves disco.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:38 pm

I love disco

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:35 pm

I am VERY displeased Aerosmitten hath returned!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:08 pm

I did not have a hugemongously bigassed steak for dinner with a side of chicken wings...and it was not delicious.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:18 pm

I did not come home to a warm house.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:11 am

I am so happy there is an NFL lockout! I think the players should get everything they are asking for!!!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:55 am

I hate that By-Tor is still around