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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:48 pm
by zepboy
Why have you been spending so much time on the crapper?
Well, if I inflated it too far, it might explode and make a mess all over the place!
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:44 pm
by awip2062
Why did you remove the garden hose from the cat's mouth?
Because I said so!
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:13 pm
by T4EFAN
Why do I have to stab you in the head?
I swear I found it.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:53 pm
by Xanadu
Would you take a trip with me?
Because you are a sicko who cannot express yourself without physical violence from pent up explosive frustration of a lifetime of suppressed feelings and thoughts.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:13 pm
by zepboy
Why won't you trust me with your children?
Well, I think you're ramblings about opaque people living just under your skin may have something to do with it.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:00 pm
by Xanadu
Who's post were you posting to?
I love my dog.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:06 pm
by awip2062
Why is your pantry filled with Alpo?
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:09 pm
by Xanadu
My wolfy eats better than that.
What time do you have your group howl?
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:41 am
by Me
At a Rush concert close to a full moon while the bats are on the wing and crickets sing
Why are most so self absorbed?
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 11:38 am
by Rocinante
A lot of people have yet to see any light
Did I not already ask you how much a plaster that size would cost ?
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:10 pm
by T4EFAN
Oh, T, you messed it up!
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:51 pm
by awip2062
Why are you angry with me, AK?
I'm Master of the Moon!
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:48 am
by zepboy
Why aren't you minding Uranis?
With everyone else running around doing it, I didn't think it was necessary.
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:36 am
by Xanadu
Keep them running.
What do you do if you ged trapped between two waffles?
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:33 pm
by Me
I do not imagine that I norish the discomfited it's a sticky situation.
If it had the slightest chance of being a wrathful perilous journey and you could smell it and feel it from the bowels of your stomach, would you go on anyway, if it reaped great rewards not for yourself but others?