The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:33 am

I'm just trying to get you to go away.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:34 am

Just like how you ran Schu off?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:37 am

I was really upset to see she showed up the other day.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:45 pm

Mum had an elaborate scheme all worked out....and then bam, Schu's back for a day....Mum was so disappointed.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:10 am

I hate it when H stalks meh.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:31 am

Tell ya what . . . If MY mom ever had a heart attack, I would Never go visit her!!!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:15 pm

I wish we'd not gone camping this last weekend.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:10 pm

I'm glad the forklift is broken, and I never want it fixed and returned.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:17 pm

I didn't mash a deer to bits with my work truck yesterday.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:18 pm

He did peel a deer off the truck and make stew right there on the side of the 101~!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:19 pm

I didn't have a redneck I know pull over and ask if he could have it.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:20 pm

So no stew then?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:00 am

Hello, my name is Stew. Be a dear and scrape yourself into this over-sized pot, please.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:13 am

zepboy wrote:I didn't have a redneck I know pull over and ask if he could have it.

We rednecks spend the better part of our day on the hunt for roadkill.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:40 am

CygnusX1 wrote:
zepboy wrote:I didn't have a redneck I know pull over and ask if he could have it.
We rednecks spend the better part of our day on the hunt for roadkill.

Flatmeat!!!