Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:00 pm
There's a man digging a grave in my backyard now.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:41 pm
I AM THAT MAN!
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:32 pm
I'm not a man; I'm a fish with hook in mouth!
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:37 pm
When I go fishing I don't want to keep the fish, I just want to make it late for something.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:12 pm
Not true! You sell everything to Safeway!
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:19 am
I just won the Lotto!!!
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:33 am
I am still sound asleep.
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:54 am
I have little people living under my fingernails.
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:42 pm
I am not making foods the now
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:28 pm
I'm training to be the next heavyweight champion of the world.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:43 pm
I am the person in the middle of the above picture.
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:00 pm
I'm not going to see Rush this summer.
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:30 am
The truth always rears its ugly head in this thread. 
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:02 pm
I want to run away to France!
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:37 pm
Elf and I are both drinking lavendar mocha's the now.