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doesnt taste like it

^^^

Has sampled sidewalk chalk personally to come to the conclusion that it, infact, does not taste like sidewalk chalk.

how do you know I havnt lol

So I am over at Myspace just a minute ago and I sit at a table. Well the guy I took his chair from starts hollering.

"**** YOU LEON" , "YOU TAKE MY SEAT" , "THESE PEOPLE OWE ME"!!!

To that I follow with, " Woah, sorry, when I got here the seat was empty, I just sat down."

He then says,"OK, LETS PLAY" , "NEVERMIND".

So cool, 5-6 hands go by then he starts hollering at another player. So I figure he is either a prick, or doesnt know all cap locks is yelling.

I ask him, "Why are you still yelling?"

This is where I blacked out and when I came too I had this assbag by the neck and he was spitting his lung out his nostril.

J/K, actually he called me fatty, I called him clever and observant. He tried to justify by telling the gal he was yelling at that she bets badly and if she continues she will lose. Oh yeah, he's a 500K pro, with 6,000 chips...........who is the bad player???LMAO!!!

So when I hit him with the "Oh, you must be the poker pro at this table"< he finally shut the hell up.

I'm not sure which sandbox country he was from, don't really care. I just wish people could just keep their yaps shut at a card table.

Dang!!!

you get them everywhere

Walkinghairball wrote:
I'm not sure which sandbox country he was from, don't really care. I just wish people could just keep their yaps shut at a card table.

Dang!!!

We had a saying at the home game I used to play at "Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk"

He would have been unceremoniously pushed out the door and the door locked in his face at said game if he pulled this shit.

why do people have to moan..and yeah i know im doing it now...but why do folk/neighbours who do fuck all think its okai to say they want a pristine close...im the one the wood waiting to go down in my hall..and yes it is sitting in the close...can this guy come and say to me personally...no he has to wait till everyone is out the back and say he wants the close to be clean and tidy...it's not fucking rubbish..its a wee pile of laminate flooring...has he ever swept the close...of course he hasnt...does he ever comment on what ive done out the back...and its looking damn good...no of course he hasnt...i tell a lie he did comment...I put out a bird feeder...oh what about the bird poo he says....he sits out there with the potted plants and the night lights and enjoys the atmosphere that ive created..his kids play in my paddling pool..but no he still has to complain about a wee pile of laminate flooring...no wonder I want to live in the middle of nowhere...without neighbours!!

wtf is the close

.. I knew someone was gonna ask that

in Scotland a close is ermmm...right you have flats there..although I think you call them apartments...its the area..this is hard to explain lol...that you would walk upto to get to my front door...I'll show you pics lol

although I need to take the pics first though lol...and thank you myg for making me laugh...I really needed that the night

like the hall? we just have a hall with doors on the side.

my hall is in my house...thats the bit once you have came in my front door
I need to take pics the morra

I believe "The Close" is the same as a porch, balcony, terrace, patio, deck, lanai, kind of thing..........but I could be wrong.


*Waits for the pix*

I'm guessing it's like a connecting hallway to the entrances to the various flats or stairways.

A common ground of sorts?

As for my coworker, I won't outwardly offer help.
However if my boss asks me to work on something of hers,
I will politely state my position.

We just got the 2nd slacker of our department spoken to
about the number of phone calls she makes daily to her
son and husband.
It's anywhere from 6 to 10 per day.
I wasn't the first complainer, the boss asked me about her phone usage,
and I didn't hold back.

You shouldn't have to hold back.


It's a dog eat dog world bro. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!