Dr.Spuds Physco Therapy

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:23 am

neilpeart_gal wrote:
Aerosmitten wrote:
Dear NPG,

Here is a helmet, the same one Beil used when he rode his bike in Africa (I had Geddy hork it for me).

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H
Well that didn't work!! I THUDDED all the way around the house after receiving the helmet that TOUCHED HIS HEAD!!!!

What now for the THUD therepy??

Yours truly,
NPG

Dear NPG,
your case seems to be furter gone that I had suspected. Would you like a seat belt to wear while at your computer so you can view pic of Beil withought physical harm?

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H

neilpeart_gal · Post by **neilpeart_gal** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:57 am

Yes, that is probably a very good idea. When can you Fed Ex one to me?

Signed,
NPG

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:18 am

Dear Assistant Doctor H,

I will be without internet access for four days. How do you suggest I survive this?

Signed,

Fearing the DT's

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 3:43 pm

Dear and Doc,

I woke up lost in an empty town...no one else is around and I looked up to see a giant boy...he thinks I am his new toy...

Xanragon

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:29 am

Dear Xanny,

You are the Assistant Assistant Dr. while I am out "on call" please don't let the can of worms eat the skeletons in the closet!

Signed, The Assistant Dr. H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:32 am

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:26 am

Dear Dr. H,

I just arrived home after four days of going without constant access to Rush or Ronnie James, which I somehow survived. But I am feeling somewhat depleted. How do I ged my blood-rock level back to its proper saturation point without killing myself or those around me?

Signed,

About to die from lack of heavy metal and Rush

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:19 am

Dear About to Die,
QUICK! Listen to as much good music as possible, and don't forged hat this one goes to 11.

Signed, the Assistant Dr H

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 10:02 am

Dear Assistant Doctor H,

There is a bunny with nasty sharp pointy teeth stuck to the front of my van. And it is filthy as By-Tor after he was rolled down the hill in the outhouse. Can you help it?

Signed,

Need My Van Washed

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:31 am

awip2062 wrote:Dear Assistant Doctor H,

There is a bunny with nasty sharp pointy teeth stuck to the front of my van. And it is filthy as By-Tor after he was rolled down the hill in the outhouse. Can you help it?

Signed,

Need My Van Washed

Dear Needs a Slave,
Give Craig a call, he will handle it. Nasty sharp pointy teeth and all.

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H

neilpeart_gal · Post by **neilpeart_gal** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 8:34 am

Dear T and H,

I am still in need of a *THUD* solution. It seems that thudding is now my reaction to EVERYthing and EVERYone (just ask Chas) and I'm having a hard time explaining away all the bruises and bumps from the thuds.

Any new ideas?

Sincerely,
NPG

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 2:28 am

Dear NPG,

Would you like Billy Boy aka Souperman, to duck tape you all up all snug as a bug in...well...duck tape?

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 8:47 am

Dear Doctor....

Everything is melting and its all my fault.

Signed Xanragon

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 9:02 am

Dear Doccy Zungelbuggenftangwhatshernamejohnson,

I am tired. But I am not sleeping. WTF is wrong with meeeeeeeeeeee!?

PS: I am aslo stoned from a mucsle relaxent I took to try and put me to sleep. Sorry 'bout the typos.

sincerely,
WhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeStonededMedsie

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 9:15 am

StonededMedsie,

Drink one glass of rubbing alcohol and take 3 gumballs rectally...that should do the trick...

Signed Doctor Xanragon