awip2062 wrote:That kid! And she isn't coming round and feeding me. I will fix this!
*calls H*
H! There is an emergency down at the pizza place. The patrons are starting a riot because there is no pizza. And Geddy is asleep at the wheel (cheese wheel, that is) and Alex wants cheese, but can't ged it cuz Ged's head is on it. And there is no dough!
*leaves message, as H is busy*
wonder where that H his, she stepped out backsome time ago
Guess we need to take things into our own hands. Dweeb, you make the dough. Hairy, wake Geddy and ged him prepping toppings. YYZ30, clean up the place a bit! Tis quite the mess.
SWAB THE DECK YOU SCURVY DOGS!!! I WANT THIS PLACE SPOTLESS BY THE TOP OF THE HOUR!!! *Cracks a whip* YOU HEARD ME YOU LAZY SCALLYWAGS!! CLEAN, SHIP-SHAPE!!!
I remember watching in amazement as Geddy sang, played bass, and played the keyboards with his feet. I thought, "Who is this guy???"
-- IFALT
*picks up Tidewater Tales: A Novel and begins to read*
Barth is a strange man, but I like his style. Anyone care to discuss his discussion on minimalism? Or how about his discussion on how at any one moment life may end? Or his discussion on how we are like chickens in a zoo's cage with a reticular snake?