Dumb Laws

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:39 am

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

A bud of mine says he geds bagged pretzels there all the time...is he bad now?

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:02 am

You shouldn't hang out with him anymore, he's a bad seed....

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:54 am

Way back when I was a little hairball, I saw my dad loading the car for a trip and I asked him why he had a shovel and a pail in the trunk and he said that everyone was sapposta keep these in the trunk incase you are around a fire, you can help to put it out. My dad grew up in the wilderness area of north western Montana. Lottsa forrest.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:57 am

*Lifesonite wrote:You shouldn't hang out with him anymore, he's a bad seed....

Duh, why else do you think he is my bud?

*Stalking *lite*

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:04 pm

Walkinghairball wrote:Way back when I was a little hairball, I saw my dad loading the car for a trip and I asked him why he had a shovel and a pail in the trunk and he said that everyone was sapposta keep these in the trunk incase you are around a fire, you can help to put it out. My dad grew up in the wilderness area of north western Montana. Lottsa forrest.

that actually makes sense lol

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:34 pm

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. - It's against COMMON SENSE to sleep-drive

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. - Charge: Using a vehicle as a weapon

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length. - How does one conceal a six-foot-long weapon?

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. - Humans didn't make that up. That's the law of GRAVITY.