Dr.Spuds Physco Therapy

neilpeart_gal · Post by **neilpeart_gal** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 10:03 am

Aerosmitten wrote:Dear NPG,

Would you like Billy Boy aka Souperman, to duck tape you all up all snug as a bug in...well...duck tape?

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H

That's probably the best way to go!!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:29 am

Dear Xanragon,

Put it all in the freezer and it will be all better. Though rather frozen.

Signed, the Assistant Dr H

wcp · Post by **wcp** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:42 am

dear Assistant Doc H,
i have a problem.....kind of embarassing.....my freind umm...Winston.....keeps weeting eth ebd though he is well over teh agev of 16.....what can umm./...Winston......do to stop this?

sincerly...friend of Winstons'

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:45 am

heeh well maybe "winston" should invest in a diaper or something

EndlesslyRocking · Post by **EndlesslyRocking** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:48 am

wcp wrote:dear Assistant Doc H,
i have a problem.....kind of embarassing.....my freind umm...Winston.....keeps weeting eth ebd though he is well over teh agev of 16.....what can umm./...Winston......do to stop this?

sincerly...friend of Winstons'

Electroconvulsive Therapy

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:59 pm

EndlesslyRocking wrote:Electroconvulsive Therapy

Ummm...ER...Winston is a bass guitar.

lol!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:03 pm

Dear Doctor H,

I hear that Spuds license is being suspended and that you are the new OFFICIAL doctor, no longer the assistant!

HOW CAN I SURVIVE THIS?!?!?!?!!?

Signed,

Falling Off the Edge of the World with Zero the Hero

EndlesslyRocking · Post by **EndlesslyRocking** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:35 pm

awip2062 wrote:
EndlesslyRocking wrote:Electroconvulsive Therapy
Ummm...ER...Winston is a bass guitar.

lol!

Which is exactly why ECT would be effective in this case...

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:09 pm

dear doctor

one of my best friends broke a string today

how do i cope with such trauma

signed
traumatically insane

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 10:59 pm

dear Assistant Doc H,
i have a problem.....kind of embarassing.....my freind umm...Winston.....keeps weeting eth ebd though he is well over teh agev of 16.....what can umm./...Winston......do to stop this?

sincerly...friend of Winstons'

Dear FOW,

Threaten to withold Syrinx and he will straighten right up

Signed, Dr H

Dear Doctor H,

I hear that Spuds license is being suspended and that you are the new OFFICIAL doctor, no longer the assistant!

HOW CAN I SURVIVE THIS?!?!?!?!!?

Signed,

Falling Off the Edge of the World with Zero the Hero

Dear FOTEOTWWZTH,

Take 2 slicef os pizza and listen to RUSH.

Signed, Dr H

dear doctor

one of my best friends broke a string today how do i cope with such trauma

signed
traumatically insane

Dear TI,
Take some of Wile E. Cyotee Genious Esquire's earthquake pills. Migh tnot do you any good, but I hear thay are fun.

Signed, Dr H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:41 pm

Dear doc...

We is and the ready four timed rear can comb underneath fishroots. Matatchtkah needed under read for it. Hiding in their faces gape dash salt lapping forunner.

Beazel Foop

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:50 am

Dear Beazel Foop,

Eat the honey of the polar ice rats soup. Then take a nap. Then wake up, and wash the drool off your face.

Signed, Dr H

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:26 am

Dear Dr. H,

If culture is the curse of the thinking class, and laughter is a straw for a drowning man, what are we?

Signed,

Doooooon't Aaaaaaask Meeeeeeeeee, I Don't Know!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:18 pm

Dear DAMIDK,
All we are is dust in the wind, dude

Signed, Dr H

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:56 pm

Dear Dr. H,

Signed,