Temple of Lifeson.

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:28 am

Please enter and give kind worship my good people. Praise him for what he is! Only whisper about what he is not, for I will not hear it! Please, make yourselves comfortable as once you enter... You can never leave!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:15 am

*t enters*

This place looks nice enough. Hmmm....

*Looks at *life*

Are you the Priest here?

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:44 am

Said it before...will say it again (and shout it):

Our beloved Alex shreds his guitar better than a CHEESE GRATER!

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sat Mar 13, 2004 5:04 pm

Yes, I am the first Priest of the Order. I need more enlightened ones to share the burden of spreading the word and divining the proper teachings that we would follow.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:01 pm

So what must one do to become a Priest of this Order?

wcp · Post by **wcp** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:59 pm

just give me 29 bucks and your in mum! and any other members....

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 3:03 am

*H walks in dressed in a large brown habbit with the hood down*

I am Father Brown, what have you done with my computer?

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sun Mar 14, 2004 7:18 am

Yes, a $29 entrance fee. Then you should buy the hat, robe and handbook. But seriously, you must prove yourself worthy! Listen to Caress of Steel and give me a report!

I pawned your computer so I could pay the temple's rent

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:18 pm

$29? NO WAY I AM PAYING THAT!

I will go to Alex Anon for free!

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:19 pm

Not all are fit to join His Temple. It is your choice.

The Snow Dog · Post by **The Snow Dog** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:27 pm

29 bucks, eh? if this is a temple, i'd be charging 2112$ or 211.2$, or of course 21.12$, and then there's 2.112 bucks (which evens out to 3.12, but that's not important) and then of course, .2112 bucks, (which is in fact eleven dollars and 12 cents.)

come ON man! call yourself a priest? HA! Syrinx probably rejected your application!

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Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:50 am

Och, Syrinx told Lnite to ged out, and that Winstonis the man (bass) for her. (Syrinx is a drumset btw)

*Stalkign Lnite and SD*

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Mon Mar 15, 2004 4:15 am

You're in my Temple, Snow Dog! You would do well to respect your place in such a situation and leave!

Damned established Temples, they think they're better because they're pompous!

wcp · Post by **wcp** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:19 am

Winston would like to join the group if Syrinx will be there. He misses her.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:25 am

I am willing to pay the .2112 bucks, if that will suffice.