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Bully: Scholarship Edition had a few missions that were so hard for me they sent me into a moderate rage. And now I have to start ALL OVER AGAIN! [insert various four-letter words here]
Bully: Scholarship Edition had a few missions that were so hard for me they sent me into a moderate rage. And now I have to start ALL OVER AGAIN! [insert various four-letter words here]
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OH HELL................Not that favoritizm bullshit again over there too?!?!?!?!?!?zepboy wrote:It was a force out, and Haley clearly had her foot on the plate.
Nonetheless, I wouldn't argue the call had I not seen the home plate umpire fist bump the other team's coach before the game.
OK Dovey needs to take out the 1st basemen again, or do we call Rocko and Clubbo??????
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Ass Kicking Rules for the Non-Military
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many
civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the
playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in
protest - kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
very freedom non-vets bask in every second. Enlighten them on the
many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation Great.
Then hold them down, while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass!
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you
were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling
others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' collecting GI Joe
memorabilia, etc. might have been okay when you were seven years
old...
Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them,
'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.
Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking. (children are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard 'non-military,'
inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
7. Next time "Old Glory" (the U.S. Flag, to the historically ignorant)
prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to
her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military
member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her.
Of course, failure to do either of the above could earn you a severe
ass-kicking.
8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or Veteran.
We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our
party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-
Chief(CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC,
regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens
inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet.
All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the
situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out.
If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get
your ass kicked.
9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop
saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet...
...and therefore, would have all rights to kick your ass.
10. OBL and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill
those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not
standard issue in the military.
That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone
numbers, let me know...
...so I can go kick their ass.
11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid'
(Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of
endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service
member or Vet, you have not earned the right to use them.
Using them could get your ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support your troops and their families.
Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and
friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of Soldiers,
Sailors, Marines and Airmen far from home wishing they could be with
their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make
every day.
Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked.
"It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the
press."
"It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech."
"It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom
to demonstrate."
"It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and
whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the
flag.'
AND ONE MORE:
13. If you ever see anyone either standing for, or singing the
National Anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
Ass Kicking Rules for the Non-Military
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many
civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the
playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in
protest - kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
very freedom non-vets bask in every second. Enlighten them on the
many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation Great.
Then hold them down, while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass!
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you
were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling
others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' collecting GI Joe
memorabilia, etc. might have been okay when you were seven years
old...
Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them,
'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.
Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking. (children are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard 'non-military,'
inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
7. Next time "Old Glory" (the U.S. Flag, to the historically ignorant)
prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to
her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military
member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her.
Of course, failure to do either of the above could earn you a severe
ass-kicking.
8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or Veteran.
We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our
party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-
Chief(CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC,
regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens
inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet.
All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the
situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out.
If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get
your ass kicked.
9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop
saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet...
...and therefore, would have all rights to kick your ass.
10. OBL and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill
those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not
standard issue in the military.
That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone
numbers, let me know...
...so I can go kick their ass.
11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid'
(Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of
endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service
member or Vet, you have not earned the right to use them.
Using them could get your ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support your troops and their families.
Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and
friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of Soldiers,
Sailors, Marines and Airmen far from home wishing they could be with
their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make
every day.
Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked.
"It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the
press."
"It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech."
"It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom
to demonstrate."
"It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and
whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the
flag.'
AND ONE MORE:
13. If you ever see anyone either standing for, or singing the
National Anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
Don't start none...won't be none.
...and therefore, would have all rights to kick your ass. [/quote]9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop
saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet...
One time a kid said my mom wore combat boots and I realized he was trying to insult but it had the opposite effect on me.
And she DID kick some serious butt many times in her life. Often mine! LOL