Politics Thoughts, Theories and Ponderables

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:34 am

The Simpsons parody Oba-mania and bailouts:

http://www.thefoxnation.com/entertainme ... s-bailouts

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:24 am

Thanks for the episode!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:57 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:Thanks for the episode!

Shoot, I posted it on the wrong thread. My bad.

It was supposed to cause one to laugh.

That's a nice slam on O'Reilly, but that game is over. He wins in every
category of cable news news ratings imaginable, so I understand
the frustration "factor." I know, the truth hurts....

The truth will set you free.

I know it's tough to grasp that concept through all the euphoria - while
tyrants are literally shredding the Constitution - and I know how
liberals feel about truth...

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but it's okay - and we're going to get through this...together...in 2010...
one incumbent's seat at a time.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:12 am

and I know how
liberals feel about truth...

*Snort*...heheh...
Remember how you flipped out when I mistakenly called you a conservative?

And are you saying that I'm a liberal, a liar or a liberal liar?

And this is no slam on Bill. It is a campaign!

See Bully Thread.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:27 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:
and I know how
liberals feel about truth...
*Snort*...heheh...
Remember how you flipped out when I mistakenly called you a conservative?
And are you saying that I'm a liberal, a liar or a liberal liar?

And this is no slam on Bill. It is a campaign!
See Bully Thread.

Stand down there, Ram-BBO! LOL

I merely said I understand how liberals think. You can clump yourself in
any of the above demographics you mentioned that you choose to.

There are cool liberals, and there are bald-faced liars. Just like there are
good conservatives, and liars, wingnuts and hawks.

You know this, Bro.

I think we're still free to disagree, aren't we?

Jeezus - Have they taken THAT freedom away too?

okay okay.... I'm kidding.

Personally, I like you for who you are, not your political affiliation.

I feel like a big brother to you, having to pull you out of the snake oil
salesman's tent because the belly dancers lured you in and you should
know better.

Can I get a soul bump on that? Anybody?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:42 am

Soul-bump engaged!
But I feel like your big brother, doin the same yadayada you mentioned, with the oils and snakes and salesmens. And unless the belly dancers have cake or at least a few Nutty Bars, I can't be fooled.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:41 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote:Soul-bump engaged!
But I feel like your big brother, doin the same yadayada you mentioned, with the oils and snakes and salesmens. And unless the belly dancers have cake or at least a few Nutty Bars, I can't be fooled.

What about blueberries????

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:00 pm

Oh, that's a given!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:19 pm

DATSA big blueberry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:12 pm

I want Acorn to be forced to close, be abolished, dismantled, bombed, whatever the correct term is. They are an embarrassment and a detriment to the clean, open-door policies that The Antichrist promised and continues to promise.

Come on, BHO. Let's lay Acorn to rest.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:23 pm

ACORN is the festered pimple on the ass for sure.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:42 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote:I want Acorn to be forced to close, be abolished, dismantled, bombed, whatever the correct term is. They are an embarrassment and a detriment to the clean, open-door policies that The Antichrist promised and continues to promise.

Come on, BHO. Let's lay Acorn to rest.

Hmmmmmm . . .

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:42 am

I am loyal, not blind-faithed.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:29 pm

Doctors vs Gunowners

Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. Statistics courtesy of FBI.

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do..'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, the statistics on lawyers was withheld for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:10 pm

thats a real knee slapper t