Dr.Spuds Physco Therapy

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:48 am

Dear ALICLOSS,

(Cool name, dude

)

The opinion of mine is that the dude you metnioned, KaelMWhoIsAHoser, was just wishing to put mental strain on the entirety of this board to see who's head would explode, and who's head would not. So the real qusetion is...did the worms eat into your brain?

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:39 pm

Dear Asst Doc,

Did the worms eat into my brain? No. We dissected them!

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:29 pm

Maybe the worms dissected your brain!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 4:34 pm

Xanadu wrote:Maybe the worms dissected your brain!

*razz*

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:01 am

awip2062 wrote:Dear Asst Doc,

Did the worms eat into my brain? No. We dissected them!

Dear Dissecting One,

Why did you refrain from naiming the worms?

Signed, the Assistand Dr. H

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:03 am

Xanadu wrote:Maybe the worms dissected your brain!

Dear Xanny,

Shhhh! Don't tell her that, the worms wanted it to be a secret!

Signed, the Worms Lawyer

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:05 am

Actually I think its worse...the worms are now controling her brain in the wormholes...quick spray some raid in her ears and put a sock over her head!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 12:57 am

Dear Xanny,

May I borrow a sock?

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H

neilpeart_gal · Post by **neilpeart_gal** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 7:28 am

Dear Doc,
I think I need electro shock therapy to get my heart pumping again after viewing Ts new avatar. *THUD*

Actually, what I really need is some mental way to stop this *THUD* problem I seem to battle when around sexy NEP or NEP photos.

HELP ME!!!

Sincerely yours,
NPG

*THUD*

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 7:34 am

Dear Aero,

Yes you can borrow a Sock but you must sign a contract stating that you will properly care for the Sock until its safe and promt return...if any of the contract is broken you will be prosecuted.

Sincerely,
Xxanragon with 2 fighting heads

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:42 am

Dear Dr. H,

Do you think we should name the bacteria colonies that we grow this coming week in school?

Signed,

Plating away

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:34 am

Dear Auntie NPG,

You say that as if it were a bad thing to thud.

I prescribe a constant viewing of NEP pics untill you are strong enough to not thud.

If you wish I can have my slave Craig make you a seatbelt so you will not hurt yourself by falling out of your computer chair when the thuds do come. I would strongly sugguest not viewing the pics of Beil unless there is some background music , RUSH is a most excellent band that I think you will quite enjoy, the drummer is especially good.

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:36 am

Dear 2 headed Xannyone,

Will you please draw up a contract (using a pretty crayone of course) and send it to my slave, Craig, to take care of? If he in any way harms the sock, you may deal with him as you please.

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:41 am

Dear PA

Shall we name them after particularly bogus places to visit, such as the Sock Eating Stream of Blubberville, and Pizzazanomore-ah?

Signed, the Assistand Dr. H

neilpeart_gal · Post by **neilpeart_gal** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:10 am

Aerosmitten wrote:Dear Auntie NPG,

You say that as if it were a bad thing to thud.

I prescribe a constant viewing of NEP pics untill you are strong enough to not thud. If you wish I can have my slave Craig make you a seatbelt so you will not hurt yourself by falling out of your computer chair when the thuds do come. I would strongly sugguest not viewing the pics of Beil unless there is some background music , RUSH is a most excellent band that I think you will quite enjoy, the drummer is especially good.

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H

Thank you for your offer of help!!! At this point, I'll do ANYTHING to cure what ails me!!!

But frankly, I don't think it can be done.