The Fight Thread REVIVED!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:54 am

T4EFAN wrote:Kano sucks.

hmmm...good point.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:04 am

Aerosmitten wrote:*Whistle the lads are busy with their games...

Aero hand cuffs Zed's right wrist to Siggy's left ankle and Zed;s left ankle to Siggy's right wrist....Aero then commences the beatings with a wide paddle and a sock full of nickles*

**regains conciousness, picks up our beaten down inverted carcasses and
utilizes Chinese tumbling techniques to escape and find a key**

hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do...

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:20 pm

H needs to learn the ways of Kombat if she is to really do a good job here.

Allow me to demonstrate. I have in my hands two broad swords.

*uses one sword to decapitate H, stabs the other in her neckhole and impales her head with the first one*

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:59 pm

Ohhhh now I am floating head H!

Body! COME!

*Floating head H bites off AK's ears and feeds them to demented Dodos...*

*Body H attempts to find floating head H, but instead just ends up trampling random thread goers*

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:24 am

Floating head? It was impaled on a freakin sword!

Biting ears off? A little better.

Feeding them to dodos? Oh, COME ON! Dodos are lame.

Maybe this will be familiar to you. *Bites off the head of one of the dodos*

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:42 am

*wakes up looking at Siggy's ankles*

WTF?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:22 am

YYZ30 wrote:*wakes up looking at Siggy's ankles*

WTF?

What happens at Cyg's ankles, stays at Cyg's ankles.

*Uses a chainsaw to slice AK into mini ZA for all posters in the fight thread to enjoy.*

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:28 am

Walkinghairball wrote: What happens at Cyg's ankles, stays at Cyg's ankles.

And what do you know about that? Hmmmm?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:48 am

YYZ30 wrote:
Walkinghairball wrote: What happens at Cyg's ankles, stays at Cyg's ankles.
And what do you know about that? Hmmmm?

I was trying to figure out why you had an ankle fetish with Cyg, but I thought I would defend your right to have said fetish.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:22 am

Aerosmitten wrote:*Whistle the lads are busy with their games...

Aero hand cuffs Zed's right wrist to Siggy's left ankle and Zed;s left ankle to Siggy's right wrist....Aero then commences the beatings with a wide paddle and a sock full of nickles*

There's your answer...I don't have said fetish.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:28 am

YYZ30 wrote:
Aerosmitten wrote:*Whistle the lads are busy with their games...

Aero hand cuffs Zed's right wrist to Siggy's left ankle and Zed;s left ankle to Siggy's right wrist....Aero then commences the beatings with a wide paddle and a sock full of nickles*

There's your answer...I don't have said fetish.

OH WHATEVER!!!!!!!!

*Delivers a chair shot to Zed's head*

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:30 am

Puts Nair all over Hairy with a hot glue gun

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:13 am

Xanadu wrote:Puts Nair all over Hairy with a hot glue gun

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH thats brutal!!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:19 am

Xanadu wrote:Puts Nair all over Hairy with a hot glue gun

Why do you gotta target the do kiddo?????

*Pop rivits a (SHOCK) dog collar to Xanny's forehead and set's it to full*

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:15 pm

*Xan's dog rips off Hairy's hair and then his scalp*