Thoughts, Theories and Ponderables

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Sat May 24, 2008 3:42 pm

Xanadu wrote:How do porcupines have sex?

Very carefully

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun May 25, 2008 3:59 pm

Why don't we get goosebumps on our face?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun May 25, 2008 8:48 pm

If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun May 25, 2008 10:21 pm

awip2062 wrote:Why don't we get goosebumps on our face?

What kind of bumps do geese get when they get cold?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:48 am

awip2062 wrote:If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Hee-hee! That one got me laughing.

Hey, when a cow is jumping into the water to do, say, a cannonball, does he yell "MANABUNGA!?"

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:51 am

When an indian is jumping out of an airplane, does he yell "BOB"?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:53 am

^^^

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:48 am

I typed the name/number of one of the planes that slammed into the twin towers on 9/11. Then I converted it to Microsoft "Wingdings." Then I freaked out.

Q33 NY

Be sure to capitalize the Q and the NY.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:51 am

Also, the Bible tells us that at some point, man will not even be able to purchase anything unless there is the mark. I took this to mean that mankind will have to have a mark on the body somewhere. But here is how it really plays out. Look at any barcode on any item.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:18 am

Obama's audience at Memorial Day observances

The accessory over the man's ear says "Bullshit Protector"

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:25 am

CygnusX1 wrote:Obama's audience at Memorial Day observances

The accessory over the man's ear says "Bullshit Protector"

I like how in the speech he mentioned "America's fallen... I see many of them are in the audience today..."
Was he talking to the corpses?
Can you imagine the backlash if Dan Quayle had said that?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:40 am

ElfDude wrote:I like how in the speech he mentioned "America's fallen... some of whom are in the audience today..."
Was he talking to the corpses?
Can you imagine the backlash if Dan Quayle had said that?

I thought the same thing Elf, then I realized he (Obama) was merely
filling in for Ted Kennedy while he (Kennedy) was sailing away in his
regatta...I guess sailing was more important than civic duty, but I
digress.

The acts speak for themselves, but with all due respect to Ted Kennedy, if
he can sail, he can SPEAK TO KIA-MIA FAMILIES, COMBAT-WOUNDED VETS AND POW's.

That was a wake-up call folks.

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:06 pm

^^^^

Sigs and Elfie...TESTIFY!!!

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:12 pm

So, if one out of every four children born is Chinese...
And you already have three kids...

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:15 pm

Kares4Rush wrote:^^^^

Sigs and Elfie...TESTIFY!!!

((((Kares))))