Fav Quotes Anyone?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:27 am

"Those who do not recognize history are doomed to repeat it"

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:03 am

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly.....

and lie about your age."

Me · Post by Me » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:52 am

Life's like turtle soup the shell remains behind to remind us of the hard times.

By Kevin 2007

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:57 am

"They used to call us boring old farts. Now we are."

-- Jon Anderson

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:19 am

"A guy like you....should choke on his own mucous"

- Eddie Murphy in a SNL "GUMBY" skit with Dana Carvey

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:32 am

Assume nothing and everything. - Z

"I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed!!!" - Swingers

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:37 am

"Guys? Chad fell down..."

- TB Player in That Thing You Do

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:38 am

"We trained hard....but it seemed that every time we were
beginning to form up into teams - we would be REORGANIZED...

I was to learn later that we tend to meet any new
situation by REORGANIZATION; and a wonderful method it can be...

For creating the ILLUSION OF PROGRESS - while producing
CONFUSION, INEFFICIENCY and DEMORALIZATION."

- Gaius Petronius Arbiter (10 B.C.)

Remind you of anything TODAY?

Hint: Down-sizing, 'right'-sizing..."reinventing", etc.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:52 am

"If the world keeps getting smaller because of technology, why does the price of a postage stamp keep going up?"- MAD magazine

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:58 am

YYZ30 wrote:"If the world keeps getting smaller because of technology, why does the price of a postage stamp keep going up?"- MAD magazine

Good quote Bro, and no bullshit there....

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:54 pm

I just read something that is now one of my favorte quotes:

?You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot help small men by tearing down big men. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot lift the wage-earner by pulling down the wage-payer. You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot establish security on borrowed money. You cannot build character and courage by taking away men?s initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.? ?William J. H. Boetcker

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat May 10, 2008 8:02 am

So much of that boils down to you can't help one person by harming another.

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:16 am

"Dogs like me...because I wear clean underwear and when I don't it's usually quite brutal"

"You can look into my soul, but you do not own it"

"I'm in a hostile environment, I'm totally unprepared, I'm surrounded by people that probably wanna kick my ass... It's like being back in high school!"

It is not weak to value life!"

You weak, pathetic fools. I've come for you souls."

"You will join me, or you will DIE!"

Me · Post by Me » Tue May 13, 2008 4:50 am

I like nothing better than my own quotes.

Angry accidents of time from tick rich people towards token visits of pick-me-up faith.

Sneeze and pass the bible

Toss the anchor and stop the quotes

Ha! ha! ha!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:46 am

"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."

--Shelby Metcalf, Basketball Coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he
told a player who received four F's and one D.