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-Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine "Chuck Norris." When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it's bruised remains into Google Dark.
http://www.googledark.info/
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Kares4Rush wrote:-Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine "Chuck Norris." When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it's bruised remains into Google Dark.
http://www.googledark.info/

now that is just plain ole funney :-D :-D
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Soup4Rush wrote:Image
LMAO I don't and never did like Chuck Norris I think he's gay. Not that gays are bad just the ones that have to act like a tuff guy to compensate for their short comings. Even his acting sucks I can't change the channel fast enough when he come on. Not to get your panty's in a knot Cyg, I just don't care for him. Maybe I should of said: Chuck, Chuck who? After all he does chuck people about, doesn't he? :razz:
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Me wrote:I don't and never did like Chuck Norris I think he's gay. Not that gays are bad just the ones that have to act like a tuff guy to compensate for their short comings. Even his acting sucks I can't change the channel fast enough when he come on.
Fair enough, but I dare you to tell it to him face-to-face. :P

I can see the headline now....


"Chuck Norris rips heart out of Bytorian while standing...Film at eleven..."
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Kares4Rush wrote:-Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine "Chuck Norris." When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it's bruised remains into Google Dark.
http://www.googledark.info/
That was cool. :headbang: ((((Kares :*))))
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CygnusX1 wrote:
Me wrote:I don't and never did like Chuck Norris I think he's gay. Not that gays are bad just the ones that have to act like a tuff guy to compensate for their short comings. Even his acting sucks I can't change the channel fast enough when he come on.
Fair enough, but I dare you to tell it to him face-to-face. :P

I can see the headline now....


"Chuck Norris rips heart out of Bytorian while standing...Film at eleven..."
I doubt it, he's a short pussy that's hung like a field mouse :razz: I must say he found a nich to take money out of peoples pockets but if you ask me, it isn't an honest days work, not much more than a scam oh I am going to tear your f(*&ing head off please do me the favor nothing is more evident than our own eyes in this dizzy world picking through the rubble to find a shed of truth skullduggery gufflaws on bumfuck mountain and were all paying the price chuck would make a good gas station attendent filler up buddy. I'm sorry cyg I shouldn't pick on a hero of yours I feel like an ass now but still won't change what I think so seeing is beliving as in our eyes bullshit I am sure Chuck is really a super nice guy in person I just don't care for all that marcho bullshit people do I am a butterfly at heart and my wings have been singed so many times I don't like much of the human race sad it is yes sir very sad indeed why do people hate so much just answer me that god dam it why! WHY! :? I LOVE YOU ALL
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All people don't hate constantly, buddy. Just the pricks. :-)

Have you ever thought of a career in poetry? You gots it going on in the word department.
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Hmm, this may be a bad time to mention
I'm really Chuck Norris.
The guy below is my stand in.
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Chuck Norris is SO FAST... he can run around the
world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Big Blue Owl wrote:All people don't hate constantly, buddy. Just the pricks. :-)

Have you ever thought of a career in poetry? You gots it going on in the word department.
Thanks BBO you know I submitted some poems and they said I won this or that ,a fellow and all that kind of crap... but they seem to always want something from me? I don't call that winning, I call that a scam. If I won give me something first then maybe I'll buy my own words back. I suppose the only thing to do would be a book but writing it is one thing getting it publish is a whole other matter everyone wants to get into your pockets steal your words it's not very nice so I just give it away then they can't steal from me. There sure is alot of assholes then or I am their glue? Not you guys here on by-tor if it wasn't for you all giving me some laughs and not condeming me for the jerk I am at times. I just want you all to know that I really care about you all and I have some good friends here and you all helped my family an I over the years plus putting up with my stupid shit yada yada well you know if not you do now :-) I get frustrated at times it can be hard I don't have any friends that I can touch other than my kids and wife and finding someone with similar interests is hard especially in this area not getting into that at any rate you guys are my rock.
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CygnusX1 wrote:Chuck Norris is SO FAST... he can run around the
world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Now that's pretty funny :D
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Me wrote:Now that's pretty funny :D
Theryago Me!

I'm not a fan .... I just think the quotes are funny as shit.

Personally, I think he does a much better job selling excercise
equipment with Christie Brinkley. SHA-WING.

( she's pushin' 55 and STILL H-H-H-Hot. )

easy there "Trigger".... whew! ***cold shower***
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Me wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote:Chuck Norris is SO FAST... he can run around the
world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Now that's pretty funny :D

This Chuck fact has my work LTAO!!!
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CygnusX1 wrote:Chuck Norris is SO FAST... he can run around the
world and punch himself in the back of the head.
BAHHH!!!! Siggy that one was so funny!!!:razz:

Me, you're quite the poet. I never ask anything of you in your poetry. I justed used to enjoy reading it. The "quieter" ones, though. Not that the more "animated" ones weren't good. It's been a long time since I've seen your poetry, though.
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Post by CygnusX1 »

jus' doin' my part to make ya smile Kares!

ay Hairy! if I get one laff outta the whole thing it was worth it.

but wait! there's MORE!

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake... before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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