The downfall of Barbie

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:59 pm

BARBIE MUST DIE!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:37 pm

T4EFAN wrote:BARBIE MUST DIE!

Agreed, and the fuggin pic is gone again. I wish Photobucket would make up it's damn mind.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:02 am

Me · Post by Me » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:22 am

Thinking about Barbie Xanny is finally back she was attending etching classes and got straight A's and lots of gold stars to boot really though she is a fine artist and writer be nice if she came on more, eh?

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:26 am

Walkinghairball wrote:

Because witches are made of wood silly!

How do you know a witch is made of wood?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:12 pm

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:36 am

"Divorce" Barbie

Dad gets off of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He cruises over to a local toy shop and asks the sales person:

"How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have:

"Work Out" Barbie for $19.95,

"Shopping" Barbie for $19.95,

"Beach" Barbie for $19.95,

"Disco" Barbie for $19.95,

"Ballerina" Barbie for $19.95,

"Astronaut" Barbie for $19.95,

"Skater" Barbie for $19.95, and...

"Divorce" Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?!

Why is the Divorce Barbie $265.95 , and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

"Sir, 'Divorce' Barbie comes with:

Ken's car,

Ken's house,

Ken's boat,

Ken's furniture,

Ken's computer,

One of Ken's friends, and....

A keychain made with Ken's balls."

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:17 pm

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:29 am

Me wrote:Thinking about Barbie Xanny is finally back she was attending etching classes and got straight A's and lots of gold stars to boot really though she is a fine artist and writer be nice if she came on more, eh?

You GO Xannydooooo!

That's good news! Rock on Xan....

....and hells yeah she's missed, but
she's on a mission. Mad props for that.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:00 am

Bearded Barbie

comes with:

- testosterone pills
- strap on dick
- men's clothes

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:07 am

Xanadu wrote:Bearded Barbie

comes with:

- testosterone pills
- strap on dick
- men's clothes

((((Xanny!))))

That's not right. You have that one confused with 'Diesel-Dyke' Barbie. LMAO

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:37 am

Me · Post by Me » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:22 am

Happy Birthday!
Barbie

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:53 am

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:56 am

Xanny.

Go to General and look for BBO's daft you tube thread. On the last page there is a clip I posted about Motorhead.

Watch it, I think you will like it.