Your New England Patriots

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:22 pm

I just peed a little. Man that was great.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:17 am

Walkinghairball wrote: I just peed a little. Man that was great.

Ditto HB...

...'cept the pee part. LOL

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:24 am

Pats 16-0 song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGbua9TV18c

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:15 am

How cool would it be to see two Mannings get rings in two years....huh?

WOOT!

heh heh

uh oh...someone's callin'....gotta go.

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:33 pm

Eli with a ring would be painful.
Especially since he's only been good
a quarter of a season.

I think he'll be overwhelmed.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:42 pm

Middle Kingdom wrote:Eli with a ring would be painful.

For New England fans?

Oh, no doubt in my military mind.

suicide prevention hotlines would be overwhelmed....

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:19 pm

hey what cha talkin about? bitch slaps cygs

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:01 am

Mr. Potatoe Head wrote:hey what cha talkin about? bitch slaps cygs

OOOOOOOHHHH.....that's gonna leave a mark.

I'm talkin' 'bout a New-York-Football-Giants UPSET!

***tip-toes through the Pats thread minefield***

It could happen.....

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:02 am

Watched Super Bowl 36 on the NFL network last night.

Still an amazing win over the Rams.
If Brady was the Brady of today, that would have been a rout.
He was definately a rookie in that game, and the Pats played it safe.

First sideline report from that game:
tthe status of his ankle coming off the injury in the AFC title game versus Pitt.

So I think his ankle will be of no issue.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:47 am

Maybe Gisele will show up and jinx him (you know....a Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo kinda thing)!

It could happen.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:50 am

CygnusX1 wrote:Maybe Gisele will show up and jinx him (you know....a Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo kinda thing)!

It could happen.

Tommy has her locked to the bed I'm sure.

Prolly with the ankle shackel that hurt his booboo. *Joke*

CHANTS *** "Lets go Superbowl commercials LETS GO!!!!" ***

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:52 am

Walkinghairball wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote:Maybe Gisele will show up and jinx him (you know....a Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo kinda thing)!

It could happen.

Tommy has her locked to the bed I'm sure.

Prolly with the ankle shackel that hurt his booboo. *Joke*

CHANTS *** "Lets go Superbowl commercials LETS GO!!!!" ***

oh SNAP! LMAO I'd take that chance. She's SMOKIN' hot.

But hey, isn't the proper German pronunciation Gee-suh-luh?

come to think of it.....WHO GIVES A RATS ASS! LOL

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:35 am

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she
is a Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are
Patriots fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except
one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your
hand?'

'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan,then who
are you a fan of?'

'I am a Colts fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie, why pray tell are you a Colts fa n?'

'Because my mom is a Colts fan, and my dad is Colts fan, so I'm a Colts fan
too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for
you to be a Colts fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the
time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be
then?'

'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'

Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Colts fan, and a Patriots
fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he
yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws
himself off the mountain.
The Colts fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patri ot fan off the mountain.

A Colts fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Patriots
fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Navy
& Red shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back
just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good
deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going,Father?'
'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,'
replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!'

The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Patriots fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the
road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but
still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry
Father, I almost hit that Patriots fan.'
'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:09 am

^^^^

you just substituted Patriot for Yankee!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:15 am

you got the obnoxious Navy & Red shirt right....

I actually thought the Pats' OLD-SCHOOL uniforms were TOTALLY cool.

.....and MK's right my Colts Brudda....but it's still butt-funny.