Interview the Person Above You

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:27 am

Why is it people call you Blue-lip Betty?

When I got the message, it made be quiver.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:46 am

How did you feel when you heard about what happened to T's socks?

You don't wanna know.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:37 am

How did you get that thing to hang outta your nose like that?

By simply switching the leads and dancing a happy dance.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:29 pm

How have you really fucked up an entire gig before?

It keeps the gears in my mind spinning.

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:10 pm

Is there any particular reason you're hitting yourself in the head with a hammer?

I tried it once, but couldn't get it to work.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:39 pm

You hit the bong before man?

First door on your left.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:44 pm

Which way did Geddy go?!?!?

You need to invert and multiply.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:49 pm

What did you just say to my Socks?

Kimono

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:18 pm

What should Geddy wear on the next tour?

Ducati

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:40 pm

What's that you say?

I never did find it so I had to settle for a substitute.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:31 am

Hey did you ever find your favorite butt plug?

That's just sick.

T4EFAN · Post by **T4EFAN** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:17 am

May I see YOUR butt plug?

I didn't mean it.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:45 am

I'm sorry, you'll have to come with us. You know that threatening a world leader is against the law, don't you?

Well, the instructions said to insert tab A into slot B . . .

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:39 am

zepboy wrote:I'm sorry, you'll have to come with us. You know that threatening a world leader is against the law, don't you?

Well, the instructions said to insert tab A into slot B . . .

Zepfather.....you want I-should throw-him-off-a-roof-or-somethin?

Gah....such offbeat shenanigans should go to the ADULT thread.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:15 pm

I must point out that there was nothing adult oriented in what I posted. Ged on me again and da boys might help you make a call to a nice little Italian shoe store we know of . . .