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Ritz crackers, each chased with a generous squirt of Cheese Wiz. It's soooo disgusting!

Intentionally and permanently dislodged from society.

I believe that's when a man punches a woman in the ass during intercourse.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation has been an obsession with men for years. I beg to differ. While it is true that this a male dominant form of sexual behavior, there are women who also explore this form of arousal. In fact, some women can induce an impending orgasm by holding their breath during intercourse...

It's like he's a friggin rock star or something. Unbelievable.

<----- quickly reaches for a towel and says hello to the mod.

Not a damn thing. It's really hot in here!

Took a long lunch and grabbed some Crab Bisque, baked cheese biscuits and a few Sam Adams at a little restaurant near the job site. PERFECT!

You got a deal! I'll bring along some suds to wash the Za and sticks - and the lumps.

Any of them seen Chessie?

Lumpy ass oatmeal.

Too vague! I'm in the Chesapeake Bay area.

I live in the sticks, THANK GOD. But I do travel around subcontracting. Sometimes it takes me to places I'd rather not be. Places where people don't give a shit about themselves, let alone anyone else.

I spotted gas for $1.70 yesterday during my travels. It was in the middle of a war zone so I didn't bother stopping.

And here I was gonna share a big hot za with you after dessert!